jivedanson

So WoW Remixes are kinda fun

I guess my first though is, with that O line, the bengals are going to murder a senior citizen on television

Joe flacco to the bengals? As a Chase and Brown fantasy owner, I don’t know how to feel here

They are called writers

My cat fell off the back of the couch totally asleep and has spent 20 minutes slowly and nervously investigating everything in the house to try and figure out who fucked with his shit

Today I learned about the Butt Fumble for the first time and I have so many questions

Does anyone actually want to see the new Tron movie? I’ve never met this person in real life before

Maybe I’m too old, but I really don’t get Discord. So it’s just IRC, basically? Am I missing anything?

Ok I did the work now where’s my ramen

Instead of doing this work, can I just get on a plane to Japan and eat some ramen please

Aaaaaand I’m out

My wife’s love language is “stuff I found on Temu”

when is it time to wear SWEATER. when can i make SOUP.

I got my non-sci-fi wife to watch Star Trek TNG and when she was done she said “that was really good, ok, I’ve had enough of that now” and categorically refuses to watch DS9 and I feel like I have profoundly failed her somehow

Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off

Hey, neither have I! All right! Wait, what do you mean “it’s a surgery thing”

At this point probably best to just stay in Ireland, there’s nothing worth coming back for

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Malik Nabers yikes

Sunday morning football and I’ve already messed up my fantasy lineup by sleeping in. Dang it.

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3AM vibes

Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men

Hades 2 Hades 2 Haaaaaades 2

One of the most interesting conversations I’ve had today with a 60 year old long distance trucker/biker with one eye, no teeth, a giant beard and no legs. Wait I know but I swear this is true

Getting old means driving your family members to weird eye doctors to get injections in their eyeballs, apparently 🤷

Why do I even play fantasy football this is awful my blood pressure hurts

The official dock for the Steam Deck may be the most unreliable consumer product I’ve ever purchased. This thing is legitimately haunted.

One advantage to having a young niece is easy access to Girl Guide cookies <munch munch>

Well, the Cleveland Browns did it again, they, uh, hold on <checks notes> well this can’t be right

So the Texans and the Colts this year, is it like a Freaky Friday situation or

they fired the host of The Man Show because woke?