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Ben Hellmann

@benji-mayo.bsky.social

Leftist vulgarian

134 Followers  |  313 Following  |  82 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.6982

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Amen. I had the first issue of Weirdo when I was 13. The Subgenius pamphlets he reprinted definitely made an impression

26.10.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Live From Austin: Behind the Curtain ofΒ β€˜Saturday Night Live’ The Harry Ransom Center's exhibition is a treasure trove of archival material.

The first thing you see when you walk inside the Harry Ransom Center is the Gutenberg Bible.

Keep going and you’ll encounter another marvel: one of the boxes from SNL's β€œDick in a Box.” https://www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/saturday-night-live-ransom-center-exhibition-review/

24.10.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

One simple trick…

09.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Mickey Mouse in chains surprised to see a canister labeled β€œOpium”

Mickey Mouse in chains surprised to see a canister labeled β€œOpium”

02.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oklahoma’s big β€œTV nudes” scandal was… a Jackie Chan movie on a Samsung streaming service Smart TVs strike again.
19.09.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 9

Now I'm beginning to doubt that you're the "President" of Europe!

05.09.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it’s like how they announce the selection of a pope: black garbage bags only = no new president

01.09.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning! The cover is by Gary Panter.

31.08.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Developing an alt text button for images on my website | James' Coffee Blog Mastodon shows an Alt button in the bottom right of images that have associated alt text. This button, when clicked, shows the alt text the author has written for the image.

Struggling with image accessibility? James shows how he built an alt text button to make websites more inclusive. Practical, simple, and share-worthy!

jamesg.blog/2025/08/17/a...

#DigitalAccessibility #InclusiveDesign #WebDev #AltText #A11y #UX #WebAccessibility #AccessibilityMatters

29.08.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two bumper stickers that say:

ASK ME ABOUT MY
RICH INNER LIFE

KEEP HONKING!
I'M LISTENING TO JOHN CAGE'S 4:33 AND YOU'RE A PART OF THE PIECE NOW

Two bumper stickers that say: ASK ME ABOUT MY RICH INNER LIFE KEEP HONKING! I'M LISTENING TO JOHN CAGE'S 4:33 AND YOU'RE A PART OF THE PIECE NOW

Seen in the wild in Portland, Oregon!

29.08.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I think now after every horrible thing that happens instead of advising people to pray we should all be saying β€œif you are religious, no matter what god you pray to, tell him to cut the shit”

29.08.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 366    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...and not even the good half

04.08.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meatloaf reference ftw

31.07.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last year I passed a liquor store in Cranston, RI, with announcements in the window that he was doing a meet and greet for some β€˜merkin-themed product.
That bummed me out.

24.07.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You say that like it's not the plan

12.07.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Last Mastodon - Believer Magazine IΒ hesitate a moment at Stanford University’s Special Collections desk. β€œI got in touch about seeing the Constellation? The newspaper from 1859?” I ask Tim Noakes, the library’s head of public services...

β€œThe trick to steam-powered piracy, then, was somehow to cram a book into a newspaper.”

β€” @paulcollins.bsky.social on the history IP theft via β€œmastodon” newspapers

www.thebeliever.net/the-last-mas...

11.07.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deep cut

11.07.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The butterfly ballot effect, if you will

09.07.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Totally. "Let's rally the troops! To make us seem like a viable party for donors."
And maybe that's the whole game. I'm a sap for expecting more.

06.07.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have rules like "If this sock can stand up on its own, it might need to be washed next month."

06.07.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're absolute nihilists. They won't live to suffer the worst, so they're happy to make the cash now.

06.07.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On my app at least the options are stacked. Maybe their thumb slipped.

05.07.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Wide view of a city with a pink goo running through its streets. Someone off panel says, β€œFinally, the whole city will be BURIED in CHERRY GELATIN!β€œ

Wide view of a city with a pink goo running through its streets. Someone off panel says, β€œFinally, the whole city will be BURIED in CHERRY GELATIN!β€œ

04.07.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 314    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 9
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Got banned from reviews because of jokes I made nine years ago

02.07.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're self-serving.

01.07.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, I was 17 when his hearings took place. I got to learn about "Long Dong Silver" in real time.
Also, the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion released a version of their first album on a label called Pubic Pop Can, directly referencing the hearings

01.07.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just wanted to give an extra tip of my hat for that perfect analogy

17.06.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sky-writer following his inner Bob Ross. Some whimsical clouds doing their own thing. No judgment

17.06.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Totally underrated tribute band

17.06.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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