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MTG may be resigning but there is no way she is going to stay home.

She's like herpes or a gym membership...no matter how much you want to get rid of it, you just can't.

"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game

@gettheorion.bsky.social I think there might be a new fuck ice template for ya.

Social media isn’t driving the teenage “loneliness epidemic” Teenagers’ loneliness was the same in the 1970s,1980s, and 1990s long before anyone heard of TikTok or smartphones.

Social media isn’t driving the teenage “loneliness epidemic”. Teenagers’ loneliness was the same in the 1970s,1980s, and 1990s long before anyone heard of TikTok or smartphones.

Azala & the Black Tyranno
made from bristol paper, cardstock, & sketchbook paper
WIP Paper Chrono Trigger

Tyranny sitting by the burning tree like it's a campfire munching on a zombie finger, relaxed

A lovely snack by a lovely crackling fire, Tyranny's having a GREAT night!

#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers #CriticalRolefanart

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Cheers to episode 7 #criticalrole

I mean yeah, I'd rather sleep on the plane when possible.

no thank you

Lock them all up

Democrats Republicans

whatever

Also made a solid spagetti and meatballs tonight, it was good

Cheers to episode 6. #criticalrole

The Homestar Runner era of the internet, so innocent, so pure. My god, what happened to us.

Watching antiques roadshow with a gin and tonic is the correct way to start the week.

Monday my dudes

Trump is like a toddler: time he spends asleep is to be prized, not resented. Every minute he sleeps is a minute he is not tantruming or breaking things or smearing his own shit on things.

bsky.app/profile/cold...

"Admiral Needa, you lost another Star Destroyer?"

Claim: Mamdani is a communist. False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

your work is awesome, I am happy to have been a small help. I am even more excited to see what comes next.

Irish Wisdom 🥃

#fuckICE

the man is wearing a suit and tie and clapping his hands . ALT: the man is wearing a suit and tie and clapping his hands .

Amazing

He beat the wrap

A cute fluffy kitty shows off his fluffy belly.

Cats....

It's beautiful.

Gore Vidal said “It’s not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” That’s how I feel about the disgraceful gutter-bigot campaign run against Mamdani and the do-you-need-to-borrow-an-Ativan freakout about him. These people spectacularly undignified.

Honestly, one of the great American poems. Arguably the great American poem.