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i get that the resurrection must have been a bit of a brainmelter for the disciples but why did peter get naked to go fishing with his friends..? ⚓️

Sometimes I wish I could run away to Azeroth

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Pope Francis Scouring Papal Tombs For Final Easter Egg Of Vatican Hunt VATICAN CITY—Recalling that he hid it somewhere among the dozens of sarcophagi underneath St. Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis was reportedly scouring the papal tombs Thursday in search of the final egg from the Vatican Easter Egg Hunt. “If I can’t find this egg, the catacombs will totally reek,” said the frustrated bishop of Rome while rifling through the final resting place of holy pontiffs, crawling on his hands and knees on the crypt floor to peek under the reliquary of Saint Peter. “I found all the eggs tucked away in the Pietà, the tabernacle, and confessional, and the one I hid in the hands of the embalmed body of Pope John XXIII, so the last Easter egg has got to be down here somewhere.” At press time, Pope Francis was reportedly filled with disgust after rolling up the sleeves of his cassock, reaching into Leo X’s coffin, and touching the putrefied remains of an egg from 2016.

Pope Francis Scouring Papal Tombs For Final Easter Egg Of Vatican Hunt theonion.com/pope-fr...

this Holy Week was so wonderful, in so many ways a balm especially to last year. incredibly thankful & blessed. ⚓️

Just another manic maundy ⚓️

two smoking thuribles

two Palm Sunday services, a roast dinner, I stink of incense and there’s a roast on - happy 🤍

Nadia Bolz-Weber @Sarcasticluther clergy & church workers, here's our yearly reminder: Jesus will rise from the dead even if you forgot to print out the right hymns, even if the lilies arrive already wilted, even if the whole choir gets food poisoning. Nothing will keep the stone from rolling away. You are loved.

Wishing everyone a blessed Holy Week 🕊️ ⚓️

What is annual meeting Sunday? 😳 ⚓️

I think playing “spot the antichrist” and trying to guess how close the Last Judgement is is a delusion and a snare that has historically led Christians into bad places. The task for those of us who are Christians is as always to say our prayers and try to act with love, truthfulness and mercy.

Mine was an X-Files Delphi forum 🙈

You just get through Christmas and suddenly ..

I believe it’s to do with the theme of ‘rejoice’ and the joyful side of waiting, and pink’s a brighter shade than the usual purple (I think)

The cast of mean girls from wearing pink, holding a taper with the advent wreath in front of them

Happy Gaudate Sunday! Rejoice 🩷 🕯️

How have I never seen this painting 🙃

when your church warden messages double checking it’s rose this Sunday and your phone nearly confirms that is indeed ‘gay date Sunday’ 🥲 ⚓️

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that is so not meet and right :(

these and all other sins I cannot now remember,

Thank you 🙏🏻

Hello could I be added please?

not my knee slipping out and twisting while I was leading morning prayer this morning

Farewell, then, Justin Welby. Good to see that you have already forgiven yourself | Marina Hyde The archbishop of Banterbury could have used his speech to express remorse to victims of abuse. But then there wouldn’t have been any room for lolz, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

Marina Hyde on ‘The Bishop of Banterbury’ and his ungodly goodbye. #Welby www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Picture of a quote that says: “"Those who do not think about their own sins make up for it by thinking incessantly about the sins of others." C.S. Lewis”

throwing shade but it’s mostly at myself tbh

Gorgeous!

Massive away win for the little fella.

A black and white image. The background is dark grey with many small white stars scattered across it. In the bottom left of the image there are two larger white dots next to each other. The bigger of the two is Earth and the smaller one is the Moon.

Earth from the surface of Mars. The dark Martian landscape is visible and in the gray sky is a tiny white dot with an arrow pointing to it reading “Earth”.

Saturn’s rings cover the top half of the image and the bottom shows the planet with a glowing atmosphere. In the black space between the rings and planet is a tiny white dot, which is Earth.

The infamous pale blue dot image taken by Voyager 1. Against the darkness and emptiness of space, there is a very small dot, which is Earth, suspended in a beam of sunlight.

earth from other planets: mercury, mars, saturn, and beyond neptune

advent wreath with the first purple candle lit, blurred background of a church

happy advent & a new liturgical year ✨