scout

On manic upswing: hell yeah, I'm gonna feel this way forever

imagine hating me and im just dancing to fall out boy in my kitchen

oh my god i just realized that within the last 8 months i doubled my body count... fuck yeah, who else want me

i think that's the saying exactly

idk if there's a enough cigarettes in the world for me & what went down tonight but i'm gonna start with 2 and see what happens from there

she is a force of nature. maybe evil incarnate? i don't know what else to say

(she wished me a merry christmas as soon as it was midnight on the east coast and i haven't stopped thinking about it, like my good lord man, pull urself together)

at the risk of sounding like a mad loser, it blows my own mind how i have been in love with the same woman since i met her 12 years ago. we still talk and i would drop anything to go to her if she asked because my love for her still grows every day. full on gomez addams levels of worship.

no YOU

scout, a man with small rectangular glasses and a tie dye hoodie, sits as he is stabbed with a needle

scout again but this time he's flexing and showing off two king of the hill tattoos- hank hill on their right bicep & dale gribble on the left bicep

new king of the hill tattoo and i love him so dearly

i know instagram hates to see me coming after a long day of drinking & also insaaaaane sexual tension

yup yup yup!!! it's a good flash drop haha

I've been used, hurt & abandoned by multiple people in my past, but it's okay because I'm so much funnier than any of them.

merry christmas to me, next mondee i'll be goin to get another king of the hill tattoo

might get another king of the hill tattoo to mirror my halloween hank just to make my mother the most disappointed

i've said it before i'll say it again it's absolute BULLSHIT that i have to reach out to people and make plans if i like them and want to hang out with them like why do i crave human connections?? dumb!!!

insta showed me the first meme and then i made it worse and legally blonde'd it instead of working cause it's friday

same, friend. love you so much!! 🫂

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER NANCY-- IT'S COLD TONIGHT-- DO YOU WANT THAT BIG EXTRA BLANKET? OH, NO THANKS ( NANCY LOOKS OUT HER BEDROOM WINDOW, AND SEES FOUR LITTLE DOGS SHIVERING IN THE COLD NIGHT AIR) МАУВЕ I COULD USE THAT BIG BLANKET. AUNT FRITZI ( NANCY HAS BROUGHT THE DOGS IN, AND THEY ARE NICE AND WARM UNDER THE BIG BLANKET)

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 26,1950

oh absolutely!!!

unfortunately wicked has reawakened something in me that i thought i had killed & buried. but alas, it has domino'd and now i CANNOT stop listening to the legally blonde musical soundtrack

omg a bovine brethren!! this is lovely

real

oh no getting that delectable tingle in my fingertips!! i crave chaos!! how shall i implode my world today 🤔🤔

Headline from a rich person who writes: "Don't replace the culture war with the class war"

Counterpoint: Do

going to charge my bong water under the full moon so i can take lunar imbibed rips

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

as fall out boy once said, i'm alright in bed but i'm better with a penjamin or whatever