Dan Carruthers

Photo of the current US president asleep on the job. His face in this photo resembles a lumpy bag of milk, if it were mixed with tang.

Me after my 8th Jameson and ginger

“What appeared to be an A.I. generated video”. Are you fucking serious? Unless you’re suggesting there is a possibility Trump was flying a fighter jet while wearing a crown dumping shit on people, just fucking call it A.I.

It was, however, quite satisfying to block each of them

Thank you for this

Forgot-to-bring-a-quarter-to-Aldi-ass squirrel

I’m currently in the midst of a nasty glare up of gout in my left ankle and cannot put any weight at all on it. I can walk better than ole Mitch

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

I’m 100% convinced the reason they’re bringing back the “Russia hoax” stuff now is they’re laying the groundwork to push for him to get a third term. “They stole my first term so I’m entitled to a third”

Tim is secretly happy it wasn’t a bald joke

It’s wild how Donald Trump has so thoroughly worked the refs that he can just straight up accept foreign cash and it’s only called a “conflict of interest”. You’re so thoroughly neutered by Trump you’re basically the print version of Reek at this point. Embarrassing.

Ballon D’or next

“There was a firefight!!!!!”

These are real images of exoplanets.

Four super-Jupiters, imaged 10 times over 12 years around a star 133 lightyears away.

These are real, giant worlds, out there in the dark.

And we can see them.

Boy did I pick the right time to start therapy

Probably when a group of younger adults(18-20 ish) playing slapjack on the tray table attached to my seat on a flight to Vegas. Went on for about 40 minutes.

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NPR tweeted out the Declaration of Independence on July 4th — and Twitter went nuts Some Trump supporters thought the tweets were "propaganda" and said no one would read "5000 tweets about this trash."

It very much reminds me of Trump’s first term when NPR tweeted out the Declaration of Independence and Trump supporters attacked them for it.

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Did it crash again?

Baghdad Barbie?

He could also have documented the messages set to disappear, which seems kinda important

It’s crazy to me that this story, which should be a massive scandal, will be memory holed in about a week because of all of the other awful and illegal shit this administration does

Good news for everyone who’s ever been embarrassed at drunk texting an ex…

It reminds me of the run in to the 2020 election when the chuds complained that Trump was getting “censored” more than Biden even though Biden would tweet like 3x a day saying “go vote” and Trump would spew 97 Covid lies an hour.

This fellow went over the rainbow bridge today. He’s chasing rabbits in heaven now

Shut the fuck up

My conspiracy theory is he’s already finished the series and has an arrangement to release them posthumously as a way of trolling everyone

Line go down