Never made me want to vote more.
Dems. VOTE.
@jaebird.bsky.social
Sociology, Public Health, and Sarcasm.
Never made me want to vote more.
Dems. VOTE.
A honey colored cocker spaniel lays on his back and sleepily looks at the camera.
Oleander is not a large dog. He weighs 25 lbs. So how is it he takes up the entire bed all night and the entire sofa all day?
04.11.2025 18:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can someone who understands physics please explain to me how my 25 lb dog, standing on all 4, manages to put 100 lbs of pressure on my boob?
28.10.2025 19:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wish Tim Curry was on this app so I could just thank him for existing. But I don't wish it enough to get on the other app.
21.09.2025 20:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's really jarring, watching Andor, how the only people of color are bad guys or addicts.
Racist casting creates racists. Do better.
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
I had that stuck in my head for no reason today. It must have been the universe feeling schadenfreude.
08.04.2025 05:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you. I could not have said it better.
26.03.2025 17:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The more research I do on autism, the more I hate the word "Disorder." Maybe "Evolutionary leap" would be more appropriate.
05.03.2025 06:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I doubt it's intentional, but the blur and lighting on this photo kind of shows what my vision starts doing before I start going blind with one.
09.02.2025 22:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Shit like this irritates me. If it's for seniors, have an older woman as a model. Why do we have to prioritize youth even in advertising "the best bra for seniors."
06.02.2025 17:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My heart is broken, but I'm incredibly grateful to have had him help shape me as a person.
06.02.2025 00:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Taking responsibility for your own actions.
24.01.2025 19:29 β π 16872 π 2538 π¬ 350 π 171They are going to claim this wasn't what it looks like. But you know he knew what he was doing. He's trying to get back those he lost for supporting work visas.
20.01.2025 22:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This tweet did not age well. *cries*
08.12.2024 19:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had those! I completely forgot about them. I loved them so much and was too young and dumb to actually "get it."
08.12.2024 19:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Sore Losers Day, Y'all!
Eat yourselves some crackers, white bread, and mayonnaise to celebrate.
I found this tweet searching for them. If I had a Twitter, I'd DM them a code. But alas...
31.12.2023 20:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is how I feel about BART ending at midnight. Y'all want us to drive less, but don't provide transport to facilitate that.
30.11.2023 18:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We get Elongated Muskrat being crazy on TV and a dead fascist in one day! It's not even Channukah yet!
30.11.2023 03:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm sure glad no one else talks to me the way I do.
20.10.2023 21:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Frikkin @npr.org couldn't seem to find a woman to interview about this women winning the Nobel for highlighting how men are treated with more professional respect. Like, seriously. Why in the world would you have a man cover that story by interviewing another man? They have no sense of irony.
09.10.2023 17:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Jew Year to all my people.
16.09.2023 18:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She's helping to normalize a speech style other than the rich white man. She's forcing people to face that you can be intelligent and not make your H's silent or whatever other shit they learn at Harvard.
16.09.2023 18:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No idea, but when I put "a large body of literature" I always make sure to cite 5 or more sources. Depending on what a smart ass I want to be.
14.09.2023 03:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ever been so tired you almost pulled a quote from the paper you're working on to quote in the same paper you're working on?
I mean, I get citing yourself. But, you know, you can't cite the paper you're presently working on, can you?
I can't wait till we get to a place in society where 1) you being beautiful doesn't matter and 2) you knowing you are is not looked down on .
In the meanwhile, yeah. You hot. And I'm glad you know it.