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@dailaoshi.bsky.social

Itinerant defenestrator originally from the land of blue sky waters.

84 Followers  |  101 Following  |  846 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024  |  2.6849

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All on the list.

19.11.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Major Busto. Dillingspam.

18.11.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive; I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways.

17.11.2025 11:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Embiid to the line for two.

17.11.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like fellow Duke alum, a real Boozer!

16.11.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's also the Secret Service's code name for Trump.

16.11.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FAFO

15.11.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Bruce!

14.11.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To the Timberwolves?

14.11.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lovely

14.11.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a dumb fuck this man is.

14.11.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

13.11.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3902    ๐Ÿ” 583    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

After several poor financial decisions, the sous-chef found himself on the chopping block.

13.11.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure if Godard could have cast him better.

13.11.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, the Lakers suck. Always. Just ask Leo. (Except when they were in MPLS.)

13.11.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm always rooting for the meteor.

13.11.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder who got the wish boner.

13.11.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alex Acosta: hold my beer.

12.11.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When Trump says he's doing away with "woke", he means it. Literally.

12.11.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.11.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Be careful what you share, Ivanka.

Some of us actually read the rest of the story.๐Ÿ‘‡

11.11.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1418    ๐Ÿ” 365    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

NOAA's Arc

11.11.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.11.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

High Goon.

10.11.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dogday Aftergoon.

10.11.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, so that is where you were sitting.

10.11.2025 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too busy kissing.

10.11.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

09.11.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16922    ๐Ÿ” 3249    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 245    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57
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RFK, Jr. when the dude passed out in the White Houseโ€ฆ

07.11.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

So many clowns I've developed a case of coulrophobia.

07.11.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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