rye

eyyy I'm rp walkin ova here

instead of boycotting disney why don't you do something meaningful like fly a 747 into the disneyland castle

"nobody knows who to check on"

popeye is taking a can of something out of his pocket. not sure what it is yet

america loathes humans more than old testament god did

my stroke addled dad gets about one thousand medicaid scam calls per day. he was disabled serving in vietnam and his eldest daughter died of a fent overdose. he and my stepmom struggle to self maintain and I pray for the downfall of the united states every day

"the wisdom of the extinct bird"

making my email signature "and, of course, death to America"

"made from natural amber"

"eulogy ad space"

two time tony award winner

eggs, dvds

I saw a discarded note card in the dirt with an ant trail going over it. I thought they were words, moving around

sitting in someone else's empty house for a couple hours

a painting my mom made

I can't dance, I just walk around at night

feats of lunch

the shashago shlubs

the chiconga chubs

tha chackaga cabs

the chicago cubes

the chicago cubs