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Hello 👋🏽

04.07.2025 12:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If a hero showed up and vanquished our world's evil, half the planet would call them a villain

03.07.2025 13:18 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

He he

04.06.2025 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A lot of couples are spicing up their marriage by dipping their toes in the wrong side of history

03.06.2025 12:21 — 👍 72 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0

😎

30.01.2025 08:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

30.01.2025 02:35 — 👍 190323 🔁 41727 💬 3661 📌 1940

I’m out of stupid today. Can’t inspire you. So if you’re thinking of giving up, just go ahead and do it.

30.01.2025 08:25 — 👍 150 🔁 59 💬 8 📌 0

It's just strange to know our parents are the only generation that actively wants their children's lives to be worse than theirs. The "MEMEME" generation to their core.

29.01.2025 17:52 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ever forget you pay a streaming service with your debit card and get really surprised every month when you get notified that you just made a 14,90 purchase ?

30.01.2025 00:50 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

😢❤️❤️

30.01.2025 00:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope you smell nice. 😊🤞🦋

29.01.2025 09:01 — 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 15 📌 1

I'm getting chicks next week

29.01.2025 20:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm looking for a man in finance (has egg money)

29.01.2025 20:50 — 👍 426 🔁 81 💬 12 📌 2

Thank you ☺️

29.01.2025 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Flirt like a straight man, go!

29.01.2025 20:29 — 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 16 📌 0

Zach Morris is still so hot

22.01.2025 20:09 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Hey I don’t know who needs to hear this but don’t forget to take your antidepressants

27.01.2025 21:20 — 👍 76 🔁 14 💬 9 📌 0

Do you ever wake up and think damn wouldn’t it have been awesome if I was born and raised in Norway and not this 3rd world country in a Gucci belt?

29.01.2025 17:32 — 👍 53 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0

Should i be concerned my computer still recognized my face as i was taking a bite of my breakfast?🤣

29.01.2025 15:25 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Its funny when people assume im failing at being what they're trying to be, instead of realizing that I'm nailing being what I am

29.01.2025 15:06 — 👍 71 🔁 29 💬 2 📌 0

😂

29.01.2025 14:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I keep typing in searches for dogs and cooking to make it go away, but it just won't

29.01.2025 14:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm suing Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni for irreparable damage to my Instagram feed

29.01.2025 14:14 — 👍 88 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 0

🙄

29.01.2025 13:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm mad at the hate. I'm just annoyed at you. Living will be easy. You'd have to at least be able to understand the difference to matter to me

29.01.2025 13:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jeebus...

29.01.2025 13:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeap

29.01.2025 13:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good job, buddy

29.01.2025 13:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love that this comment section is more worried about the correct nomenclature of the hate instead of the disgusting effects of the hate

29.01.2025 13:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

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