Herbo Lyfe

I realize the 7 deadly sins may not be the thing that many Christians lean on but it is amazing that this man who got the christian vote is doing literally everything Bible fans should recognize is inherently evil. He's all but saying it.

The "christian choice" president exemplifies the 7 deadly sins

Wrath- ICE and national guard
Greed- Qatar plane acceptance
Lust- epstein
Pride- ballroom
Envy- obsession with dems
Sloth- government shutdown
Gluttony

Lmao. I hope a lot of these Christians are taking note.

Covid made me prefer going into the office over working from home because the combination of passive aggressive emails, only having one screen at home, and angry phone calls caused regular breakdowns.

This is a complaint. A good car scream for a 30 min to an hour commute resolves a lot before coming home/getting to work. My 5-10 min commute does not give me time to get through the evil thoughts to the more rational and reasonable thoughts.

My drive to and from work is not long enough for car screams.

Listening to nerds argue sounds like, "well, if Wompmo and Hebibi battled against Crenbow, the Gigglesmooks would probably dive in and save everyone because they speak Mandarin."

IT'S CRAZY. THEY ALL SOUND INSANE.

The thing that annoys me about nerd culture is that nerds find a way to talk about completely made up shit like its fact and then get in arguments about theoretical things in a made up world and it's a big part of why I avoid being a nerd about anything.

Man, I hope today is the only bad day this week.

Good luck keeping your servers cool with a cloud.

Maybe try crying in the office supply room?

Have you tried crying in the IT closet?

All this to say, my eyes are dry but now my face is wet.

I use eyedrops at work. The problem is the overhead lights makes it really hard to use them. So now, one hand is used to block the light while the other hand squeezes the dropper.

Easy solution, right? BUT I usually use one hand to stop myself from blinking while the other squeezes the dropper.

The flamingo is kind of perfect. They are flashy, dramatic, and weird. It's also perfect for the "everyone thinks I'm gay but I'm not" jokes you make.

It's not a very common fursona (not that I've seen the cenus) so if you're doing the fursuit as a joke, that would be the funniest thing.

My favorite part of the fall is going to happen this weekend. The artificial shift in time. All my clocks will need changing and I'll be awake at 7 am on the weekend.

🪦Labubu Pumpkin🪦
10-23-25 to 10-30-25

She never saw her first Halloween 😭. RIP.

cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me!

follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha

follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.

Housebroken and homewrecker are terms that are unrelated to eachother, but don't they look like they should mean similar things? Or are least they should both be bad things?

English is funny like that.

314 unread emails bby!

My new hyper fixation has been cleaning and maintaining my emails. I went from over 999 emails unread to to 427. And now my phone notifies me that I'm getting emails.

I also got up this morning to put dishes in the dishwasher away.

I was meaning to just boils some water for my netipot.

The first one.

Yup! We got that going for him right now!

Mr. B says he needs warmer weather. He was quietly crying and shivering when we called him over.

It's gonna be sweaters and jackets time for him. We might even need to tuck him in at night. Might even need to get him long johns!

Not you huh? Sounds like it may have been you.

If you meditate and aren't able to feel/hear the blood moving through your body, you aren't doing it right. You should feel your heart pumping, and the beating should reverberate throughout your whole body. The areas where your clothes feel tight should feel troubling. Your tongue should feel large.

I'm not evil. I'm just a girl.

The other day, I got an idea. I want to see if I can trick couples by telling them both the same story with some facts changed and infer I already told their other partner that same story.

Would it get brought up later?
Would they believe the other's version of the story?
Would it start a fight?

My ten minute commute was pretty great until I discovered my five minute commute.

Ugh. What luxury.

We made pumpkins. Idk if mine (labubu) is going to last. I can't believe how good these turned out and can't believe I finished it last night.

I was very brave and advocated for myself today. I also, forgot to eat the breakfast I bought today and am running on anxiety and little sparks of rage.