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Imagine owning a first edition #Pokemon card worth $20K and then THIS happens...
23.07.2025 10:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Girl dinner: I'm so cute and quirky and random! π₯°
Depression dinner: hold my beer.
#DepressedGirlDinner
INGREDIENTS
Half bag of Doritosβ’οΈ
Shredded meat of some kind
STEP 1: Heat meat
STEP 2: Put on Doritos
STEP 3: Eat
STEP 4: Try not to spit it out
When you get ghosted over an urn...are you really going full Karen if you complain?
17.07.2025 16:27 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Y'all know what they say about bad luck: when it rains, it pours. And then you build an ark. #MoeahsArk
16.07.2025 12:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Literally WHO was the first person who looked at salmon sp*rm and thought..."hmm, I should put this on my face." #healthiswealth?
16.07.2025 11:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it wrong to check your girl's DMs if they're on YOUR phone? Asking for a friend. π€
16.07.2025 11:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π· *Slurring* π·
"See? I'm proof that you can still do hot girl shit, even when you're 46." #BertShowOutOfContext #Beyonce #CowboyCarter
#YouTube is cracking down on monetization of AI videos. Should #AI be used to make art (and $$$)...or should we leave that to the humans?
16.07.2025 11:49 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
My mom just passed away from an aggressive form of #breastcancer. She spent her life caring for others & to honor her legacy, please do a self-check or get screened. She caught it early the 1st time & w/treatment, it gave us 4 beautiful years with her.
Listen to the story: pod.link/1498200241/e...
When you're locked out of your 10th story apartment, do you:
a.) call the apartment leasing agents
b.) call the locksmith
c.) lower yourself from the 11th story apartment balcony to try to swing yourself onto your 10th story apartment balcony and get in that way
Listen: pod.link/1498200241/e...
Is all the student loan debt really worth it? #studentloans
07.07.2025 11:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0$900 for a Disney Princess breakfast?! Those eggs better be made out of GOLD.
26.06.2025 12:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GLIZZY GOBBLERS UNITE π
25.06.2025 13:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We've got tix to this weekend's @atlutd17.bsky.social season home opener!
Enter to win: thebertshow.com/homeopener
Welcome to a new segment we call: Jackson Ruins Everything. #DammitJackson
11.02.2025 14:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This will get you banned from the #NFL for life.
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11.02.2025 14:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Literally do not KNOW how our show producer ok'd this pick up line. #LouisianaFolksGetIt #SuckTheHead π¦
The rest of the umm...Rated R pick up lines: pod.link/1498200241/e...
Cats > Dogs or Dogs > Cats?
Pretty sure we know where Bert stands.
TBH, there aren't many people willing to admit what they'd want to change about themselves publicly like this.
05.02.2025 12:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 027% percent of women say a guy is less attractive if he starts a text with _______.
The answer: pod.link/1498200241/e...
Would you charge your significant other for your services? pod.link/1498200241/e...
31.01.2025 11:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's illegal to own WHAT in Hawaii? #LoseBertsMoney
The answer: pod.link/1498200241/e...
Listen, sometimes as a parent ya gotta do whatever it takes to get your kid to tilt their dang head back so the shampoo soap doesn't get in their eyes, k?
The full story: pod.link/1498200241/e...
EVERYTHING WE KNOW IS A LIE.
Jackson ruins everything: pod.link/1498200241/e...
Why does Gen Z jump jobs so often?
Listen to how it's driving businesses to use #AI over hiring #GenZ: pod.link/1498200241/e...
Our FAVE new segment TBH. Taking suggestions for future episodes!
29.01.2025 15:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I say TUNA, you say GIRL
TUNA
GIRL
TUNA
GIRL
Listen: pod.link/1498200241/e...
Would you date a guy who turned you down when you were overweight but is interested in you now that you've lost weight? pod.link/1498200241/e...
29.01.2025 11:41 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
