Kelly Walton

Playing dress up I used to live for playing dress up.

Hey o, just popping in to say

Boo!

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You are truly a complete idiot

Well that escalated quickly

This is boring

Meh

Oh now you want pity?

Fuck you again

Oh no. I’m not good for the male gaze?

Say it’s not so!

Proud of it. Doing it on purpose. Feeling great.

Best news I’ve heard all damn day

How about you go cut off your own nuts and eat them?

Oooo yeah you’re doing great pig

I feel so attacked lol

Literally couldn’t care less what you’re pig ass thinks about me

Go fuck yourself

Wow you’re a real pig

Way to justify child rape

And slavery

This right here is what’s wrong with us

It doesn’t matter. Unlike the presidents reputation Dr King is respected despite his human failings and remembered for his good work uniting people.

Our sitting president is human failings cobbled together with actual evil intent who will be remembered for his divisive and racist policies. 🍎 and 💩

It is a certain kind of magic trick to take someone who cares about their work and does a great job at anything you ask of them and turn them into a demotivated zombie. It takes years of not listening to them and numerous instances of ignoring the facts in front of your face to do it. Shame on you.

I get that. We don’t know what we don’t know.

Still. I have questions.

They really do. The nasty old thing

🤮

Yeah and Theo grew up with a rapist who drugged women and belongs in jail.

It’s not much of a leap to assume he knew, was involved, looked the other way, got sucked into the rape quaalude vortex. One way or another.

Complicit. Coerced. Hard to say. Either way. It is indeed sad.

Wow that was a lot. I read the whole thing. Yes some people do read.

I am learning so many things I wish didn’t exist. But they do and it’s gross and people are gross and also ew.

Well I missed you bunches

Glad to see ya!

She’s baaaaaaaack. My incessant searching has finally paid off.

Yay

Cue the sassy

Bwah ha ha and I like(d) it compared to other stuff like cats cats cats cats and boots and pants, boots and pants. If we’re going to listen to that let it have some drama, give me the drop. Otherwise there’s nothing to mark the time passing. Just hours of the same beat with no melody and no lyrics.

No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.

This is Pan

I just ran across the video of Obama in jail and it’s just racist trash trope of the worst kind. It’s horrifying we can easily create these clips but to have a sitting president post something like this about a former president really hits a new low. He’s lashing out, it’s pathetic and embarrassing.

And yet women outnumber men in America, and have since the 1950’s. If we found a way to work together we could easily vote them out. Add in the 15% self identifying as black and we represent a wide majority.

Feminists and Black Lives Matter need to cooperate with liberals and find common ground.

I like em smart and nerdy, skinny little moon tan dork bots that are nervous around girls. This whole redneck resurgence of beefy dum dums is really a lady boner killer. Give me a goth loner or a bookish Anglophile any day. Underdogs are the best dawgs.

You saw nothing. We were never here. *waves hand*

shhhhhhhhhhh

It took this long because they don’t get satire. He had to come right out and say it in small words.

Oh my Biff Underpants I think he’s making fun of us. No way Bubbles Songlark, he would never. Yes I’ve listened to it twice. He definitely did. Why I never, we can’t allow it.

That clip is priceless. I suppose it could ruin both of their lives but the truth will set you free and it’s also deeply entertaining to watch. The unfolding, the first smiles. The second shame. The third hiding. The fourth your friends trying not to pee their pants laughing at you. O live music lol

Yes but I feel it’s pretty clear she was also a victim. She started out that way at least. They will try to discredit her.

Ha ha he’s mad that Mexican Coke is better. And it is.

You can imitate but you will never be that good. Must be something in the water lol

As Republicans call for transparency into Epstein probe, Trump lashes out — NPR In a post to Truth Social on Wednesday morning, Trump railed against Democrats, and some of his own supporters, calling the furor over the Epstein case a “hoax.”

“a Satanic cabal of pedophiles is entrenched among the world’s most powerful people and…Trump is destined to defeat that cabal.”

How can both things be true at once? Solid question. tRump will defeat himself and them too. From within. Just like he said he would. 🍿⏳💣

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Cue the child bride wedding songs and bring in the candy!