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a skeliA SKELITEN DRINKEN A NICE GOBLET OF JUICE AND THERE SAYIN "I DONT CARE WHO U ARE, I DONT CARE WHERE YOURE FROM, I DONT CARE HOW YOU L OOK, IF YOU SEED YOUR TORRENT'S, YOUR MY FREIND " - AND THATS REAL TALK SEED YOUR TORRENTS FUCK PAYING FOR STREAMING VIDEO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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THIS IS MY FILM OF THE YEAR! (I may be biased towards erotic cannibalism films. Yeah idk where this came from either). I was grinning like a maniac afterwards and got to accost the poor tired director after a screening to gab about how much I loved it.

I didn't think I could possibly hate cars and smoking more than I already did.

Then I came to Italy.

YouTube video by thejuicemedia Honest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!

The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!

I'm sure more people end up in emergency rooms from injuring themselves trying to open battery packaging than kids eating batteries.

ok this breakdown of AI writing indicators is incredible. Huge shout-out to the Wikipedia community for this

The quote is too long for alt-text sorry but if you go to this link it is the paragraph starting with "As long as the means of labour..." https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1857/grundrisse/ch13.htm

I know it's a real cliché but I still think Karl Marx is one of the most important theorists to read if you want to understand capital's obsession with generative AI. This is from pg 692-93 of the Grundrisse.

Thank you for making me go to the cinema so often

A BLACK TSHIRT IT SAYS "COUNTRYS ARENT REAL BORDERS ARENT REAL "NOOO YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOU'RE SIDE OF THE LINE" GROW UP!!!! AND ITS SKELITEN HAND'S GRABBEN DA WORLD TRYEN TO GET EM TO LISTEN!!!! NOTHING ON EARTH IS REAL EXCEPT THIS TSHIRT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

GROW UP!!!!!!! "A SHIRT BY DASHARE.ZONE, AVALIABLE AT dashare.zone " - dashare.zone ADMIN

A close up of an illustration of the eel lifecycle

Eels spend several years as big clear, leaf shaped goobers in the ocean, just floating around being weird little guys. Eel Facts! Text STOP to cancel Eel Facts

Recognising a Palestinian state after two years of enabling a genocide of the Palestinian people feels a little hollow if you ask me

Ahhhhh... is um... no one making businesses pay tax anymore? Without consequence?

opening a PDF, seeing a pop up asking "would you like an AI summary of this document?" and spitting on my monitor screen

YAY REGIONAL RAIL SERVICES!

A SEKELETON DECKED O UT IN THEIR BEST BOW TIE FOR DA HOLIDAY'S AND THERE SAYEN: EVERYTHING COULD BE FIND IF RICH PEOPLE HAD SLIGHTY LESS MONEY OH WELL GUESS IMPROVING THE WORLD IS IMPOSSIBLE - TO A BILLONAIRE, THERE PSYCHIC SELF WORTH IS LITERALLY THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT THEY HAVE AND TO DIMINISH THEIR MONEY IS TO DIMINISH THEIR OWN SELF IMAGE - HOW CAN THEY CONVINCE THEM SELFS TO GIVE EVEN A PENNY AWAY IF THEY KNOW THEY ARE SO INTRINSICALLY WORTHLESS THAT IF THEY HAVE NO MONEY THEY HAVE NOTHING - NO COMPASSION, NO FRIENGSHIP, NO LOVE, EMPTY SHELL, EMPTY VESSEL - TO BE A BILLIONAIR MEAN'S YOU HAVE LESS WARMTH INSIDE YOUR SOUL THAN A SINGLE BUG WHO WOULD GIVE HALF A CRUMB TO THERE BROTHER WERE HE HUNGRY - IF YOU FOUND A LEECH ON YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SWAM OUT OF A LAKE YOU WOULDN'T TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE PROUD OF HOW MUCH BLOOD IT SUCKED AND SAY ITS WHAT AMERICA IS REALLY ABOUT, IF YOU FOUND A HUMAN SHAPED DEMON YOU WOULD AT LEAST CONSIDER AN EXORCISM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Oh I have. You just tend to forget the cringe bits over time. Humour has moved on.

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Am currently half way through watching Mallrats tonight and ahhhhh yeah it's pretty 90s. With some problematic 90s humour, gender norms, and eyebrows.

☎️ Wait, there’s now a hotline for reporting road cones?

Here’s Māori TikTok creator The Conchurversial Kuzzie putting PM Christopher Luxon’s declaration of war on traffic cones into perspective, using his trademark humour and bite to ask where the governments priorities really lie.

#nzpol 🎯

*Siiiiiiigh* got link? Plz DM

Nope, I have not heard, and I am prepared to be unsurprised

Yaaaaaay :(

Vampires must be both horny AND camp. This was neither, except for Dafoe who was hamming it up beautifully

The Anarchy 1138-53 Buy Tickets on Humanitix - The Anarchy 1138-53. KXT on Broadway. Dates from Friday 11th April 2025. Find event information.

Sydney, go support local theatre and see this two hour RPG game tutorial with some epic historical deep cuts. Closing night is Saturday. The Anarchy 1138 - 1153 events.humanitix.com/the-anarchy-...

#nzpol The pay equity decision today – just before Mothers Day – takes employment law back decades. It will likely impact the earnings of hundreds of thousands of women, often working in some of the most poorly paid work. It will cost us all in the long-run. A 🧵 www.beehive.govt.nz/release/chan...

Protect Pay Equity – stop scrapping equal pay claims and law Sign the petition: Protect Pay Equity

Big petition out of the unions heading towards 10k signatures already. Get on board!

www.together.org.nz/fbt_for_pay_...

One of my fave memories of moving to Sydney was stepping into a V set and going "what the actual fuck, how was this colour approved by someone in government, I fucking love it"

My fave café in Auckland, Brazil, had old bus seats for chairs. When it closed, we ended up with some in our shitty party flat on K Rd that used to be a gay brothel. Aaaaanyway, when they tear up the V sets, recon these purple beauties will sell well if the trains flog 'em off.

nightsky reminder;

1 - lock the target
2 - bait the line
3 - slowly spread the net
4 - catch the man

Jack the baboon worked the Cape Town–Port Elizabeth line in South Africa.