Rob Isaac

Concur.

$40 if you can do this week’s cheese

GitHub - udevbe/greenfield: HTML5 Wayland compositor HTML5 Wayland compositor :seedling: . Contribute to udevbe/greenfield development by creating an account on GitHub.

related: I found this deeply cursed thing last night

github.com/udevbe/green...

Clarence Boddicker, you are under arrest.

<anil dash> this LLM browser is bullshit

<nerds> ha ha yeah fuck yeah

<anil dash> also text adventures sucked

<nerds> wait what the fuck

<wakes up>

<sees the condiment udders meme firmly on its way to full spectrum dominance>

<goes back to bed>

@thomasfuchs.at HAPPY BIRTHDAY VERY OLD PERSON

I had a nazi phase. When I was nine I thought “National Front” was a punk band, due to an unfortunate transcription error in a local magazine and the (then) poorly defined borders of “punks” vs. “nazi punks” (fuck off).

Stop scrolling & post 2 characters who bring you happiness 😀

I presume the folks at the Louvre Museum know to check if their jewels have ended up at the British Museum? They are notorious receivers of stolen property.

The sentence “Costs grew by $60.5 this month, potentially due to the launch of Claude Opus 4.1” is missing a unit or denominator on the currency value.

photograph inside an underground parking lot of the back of a panel van with signage that says "API access & security ... 131 Key"

Oh, you copy-paste your API keys like a pleb? I have mine hand-delivered by the API key van

Server infrastructure costing too much?
Need less capex spend?

Try centralising in giant monopoly datacentres

No backup, no failover

Just giant monopoly datacentres
Huge AWS bills too

You will certainly not regret giant monopoly datacentres

Now dreaming of the immense desk-spanning paleo-Unicode keyboard that needs 12 bits per keypress, and hoping they secretly built one in a lab somewhere.

A picture of a foggy street

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

ack, @violetblue.bsky.social, who is much funnier than me, already made this joke like four hours ago

it’s been 7 hours since the photo of the immaculately dressed man who definitely didn’t rob the louvre was posted and I’m just helplessly refreshing @dieworkwear.bsky.social waiting for a detailed analysis

oh like that’s the first penis you’ve ever seen in handcuffs

what the fuck is anteefer

who are we to argue

hey your banners are all hung up backwards

Big ol Cat on a bar table

There is a Maine Coon at the club

the hüsker dü ethos was always “what if we wrote the best early era beatles songs imaginable and then played them impossibly loud and fast”, and honestly, there should be more bands like that

He lives!

could I interest you in everything; all of the time

this fucking guy, out here, just propitiating that dromedary without consequences

That kid in the middle distance has a thousand feelings about what you’re doing and none of them are good

so it turns out he’s familiar with the concept of an ethical line after all

I don’t like you very much this morning.

we can help with that