Alexa Shmalexa

I'm sympathetic to people who "Don't want to hear about politics all the time" but unfortunately "politics" for the average person will probably get much less abstract in the near term. It's going to get harder to get through a day without going "Wait it's legal for them to do that?"

Hey universe, go fuck yourself you raggedy ass bitch. I swear to GOD I will grab you by your p*ssy lips and curb stomp you into oblivion. You’re not gonna make me kill myself because I want to kill you first. Die bitch DIE.

Do you ever go out in public and get irritated by how stupid everyone in the world is? Like not uneducated but like unaware of the world around them. OOH YALL PISS ME OFF.

give me three glasses of wine and i’m playing avril lavigne’s discography

(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,

I’m just here because Elon Musk doing the “X” jump has become my new sleep paralysis demon.