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@oshellwott.bsky.social

Making Good Jokes Since 2027

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epic rap battles of history tim berners lee vs al gore

02.12.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i got so much time on my hands they’re calling me clocky

21.01.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

23.12.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8378    πŸ” 950    πŸ’¬ 237    πŸ“Œ 106

caught up on my @celah.bsky.social posts. i feel refreshed. i feel rejuvenated. my life is better and i am a better person for having seen these Posts. thank you celah dot bsky dot social. you saved my marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!

24.12.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how is your algorithm as someone who has really committed to this life

24.12.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no no you heard me wrong, i’m not UNstable. i’m IN stable. they’re giving me the horse drugs.

22.12.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

epic rap battles of history tim berners lee vs al gore

02.12.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think i’m getting pretty good at watering this hollow wood

09.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no, sorry, tomorrow won’t work for me. i’ll be considering the sparrow during that time

20.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skeletons shouldn't play each other as instruments

11.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 546    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 11

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

11.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3711    πŸ” 685    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 9

i’m the one who manifested this. sorry everyone.

11.10.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i had a dream last night that the first 2028 primary debate was being held in my city but i started freaking tf out because i couldn’t find the venue and it had already started

11.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2002 must have been such a good year for new year’s eve glasses

10.10.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

does anybody want to be oomfs? is there anybody out there in this cold dark world. fuck my chungus life bro

10.10.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i never had a homestuck phase as a chronically-on-twitter teenager and maybe that’s why i’m not cooler as an adult. also, what is homestuck.

09.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i need to start posting on here more often and browsing the feed on here less often

07.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i just saw someone saying ENGINEERING isn’t a viable career path anymore bro

07.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every time you look into a field of work the discourse around it is like β€œthere are no jobs a degree in this is useless if you want to work in this field sell your son and pay someone to let you do it”

07.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD???????

30.09.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

new Tony Hawk game but it's just him doing normal stuff like going to the grocery store or waiting in the airport security line

24.09.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 666    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 14

if this were the 50s I would have been lobotomized like 15 thousand posts ago

24.09.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 665    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

i love being at the library!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24.09.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

uptown cannot funk you up here. this is a safe space

24.09.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wait what happens to conjoined twins when only one of them is christian

24.09.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
23.09.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey guys hey

01.09.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point guy

The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point guy

The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point again

The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point again

today

05.06.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7780    πŸ” 1035    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 35
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