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How did we get the NFL in the national divorce?

09.02.2026 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2231    ๐Ÿ” 256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

09.02.2026 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27173    ๐Ÿ” 4838    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 163    ๐Ÿ“Œ 148

I really really loved the half time show

09.02.2026 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeareโ€™s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31601    ๐Ÿ” 13615    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 594    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1610

SEAHAWKKSSS!!!!

26.01.2026 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
User @backintimeag: 
The text โ€œKirsten will be happy when ICE gets the fuck out of Minnesotaโ€ over a picture of 1850s immigrant and Minnesota-dwelling doll character Kirsten Larson in the snow.

User @backintimeag: The text โ€œKirsten will be happy when ICE gets the fuck out of Minnesotaโ€ over a picture of 1850s immigrant and Minnesota-dwelling doll character Kirsten Larson in the snow.

In case anyone was wondering how itโ€™s going over on American Girl doll Instagram

25.01.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14153    ๐Ÿ” 2629    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 103    ๐Ÿ“Œ 105

There is a man that works at my local half price books that looks just enough like John darnielle for my brain to approach interactions w him as though he actually is.

So I treat this poor unsuspecting clerk w an unqualified level of restrained reverence he doesnโ€™t fully understand.

13.01.2026 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listen I love to lib out but if Iโ€™m gonna relapse into my Twitter days everyone better be on the same level of over sharing as I am

13.01.2026 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes during a movie or TV show when people are having a discussion, often someone responds immediately after the other person stops talking, when it reality they would need at least a second to think.

It comes off as unnatural and unrealistic.

12.01.2026 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2240    ๐Ÿ” 113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 423    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Death note concept but itโ€™s just every time you eat an apple a doctor or med student somewhere dies

30.11.2024 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He just like me fr

02.03.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to be a wizard

02.03.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to eat pomegranate focaccia and drink zobo and watch the night sky then afterwards go swim, but for now I have my mind

02.03.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This bill to restrict the use of facial coverings by law enforcement officers is getting a public hearing on the very first day of Washington's legislative session, next Monday.

You can weigh in on it, without testifying, here:
app.leg.wa.gov/csi/Testifie...

09.01.2026 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 344    ๐Ÿ” 128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Holy fuck they actually did it

08.01.2026 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6967    ๐Ÿ” 1861    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Kinda sucks how one day youโ€™ll post stuff like โ€œdoes the Grinch use the toilet?โ€ and then the next it has to be โ€œI reject those who worship deathโ€

07.01.2026 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6666    ๐Ÿ” 1348    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings

07.01.2026 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5505    ๐Ÿ” 1518    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

07.01.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17369    ๐Ÿ” 4091    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 363    ๐Ÿ“Œ 215

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

07.01.2026 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23797    ๐Ÿ” 6802    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 278    ๐Ÿ“Œ 141

"Your honor, I have eaten bugs before."

12.06.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems like most people on here are anti-evil. That's the kind of insular groupthink that loses elections :/

08.06.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8250    ๐Ÿ” 1133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

immigrants belong in our community. ICE doesn't.

07.06.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4796    ๐Ÿ” 1023    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

07.06.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44845    ๐Ÿ” 11936    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1104    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1752
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One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

02.06.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14899    ๐Ÿ” 2950    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
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Tulsa announces reparations for the 1921 โ€˜Black Wall Streetโ€™ massacre It took decades of research by historians and journalists โ€” and reports by state and federal commissions โ€” to uncover the violence that claimed more than 300 Black lives.

The city of Tulsa, home to one of the most horrifying racial-terror massacres in U.S. history and the people who tried to cover it up, has announced a $105 million reparations package.

03.06.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14801    ๐Ÿ” 3259    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 466    ๐Ÿ“Œ 248
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We did it joe

23.05.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
squirrel standing up, fur on belly looks like abs

squirrel standing up, fur on belly looks like abs

Sixpack squirrel has been working out all winter
Squirrel of the Day for April 11, 2025 #sqrlpix

11.04.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I love this city, I love you New Orleans! mwah mwah mwah ๐Ÿ’‹

28.04.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they donโ€™t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

07.04.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62987    ๐Ÿ” 13033    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1080    ๐Ÿ“Œ 582
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