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Pretty sure @sirmichael.bsky.social would approve 👍
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What if all the contestants were required to have names starting with T or F, eg,. Tmichael, Fpam, Tdonald, Fghillane, etc?

Pals in a coffee shop getting coffee?

Well THIS continues to b the most valuable resource on the interwebs - I'll need this for next Thurs when um scheduled for my performance review plz!

Emoji should have been 🙏🤞

Seems like a good bet that Ebac E-Care+ AWM96D2-WH manual typo could at least make it to No. 20H on the next round of Stats 🥲

Ugh - n*ked streaker again for me it seems - hopefully I don't turn in too many housewives w my s*xiness 🏋️

OH NO - must ensure no SriM upset on All Hallows Eve! ... Might b adaptable to uncle Geoffrey or Uncle geoffrey - is one of them still breathing?

So confused - I was planning to go as your grand dad but folks here seem so focused on a carpenter - which one is still alive and hence acceptable?

I only wish the great Baltic Wheelbarrow Accords of 1738 had been successful, but those Litvaks know what they did to sabotage them ☹️

And I thought u would never get political - can't believe you've landed on the Latvian side of wheelbarrow history after all that Estonian minor celebs have done for wheelbarrows thru the years - harrumph!

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Proving what has been said repeatedly - you just can't teach maths - oh well, thanks for trying, this is definitely over my head 🤓

There's nothing wrong with you.
There's something wrong with the world.
Keep being weird.
Keep howling against the storm.
Keep writing erotic stories about moon ghosts.
Keep being a spark in the darkness, and hope for a better tomorrow.

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Surprised this hasn't been noted yet, but it seems like a door was left open here for you

Wow - u folks in the euro zone must make so much coin to have so much cash to just throw away like that - not sure tariffs such a bad thing now 🤔

Oh no - feel like I must regretfully decline the offer to be your literary agent since I'm entirely focused on implementing the Above plan 👍

Brilliant as always @sirmichael.bsky.social - I see a sequel book here: 'How to almost make $$ on the Internet" ...
Ironic title tho, cuz this advice seems surefire

Was really enjoying this thread, then starkly reminded about how much I've wagered on the next release of The Stats - fingers crossed for 'The Stats themselves' 🤞🙏
[DM to SirM: no coercion intended 😉]

Given the deafening silence from @sirmichael.bsky.social , feel compelled to say: Dear SirM, sad to say I must decline the job offer of your PR representative in the Big Door, Inc. scandal.

Oh u have definitely complicated it - for sure 🙄

Seems like about time the @villagetimes.bsky.social did some investigative work here 🤓

Trash talking the humble gate and shilling for Big Door Inc again, I see - how many bitcoins are Bit Coin sending your way on the dark web for this? #gateloveislove

Dear Sir M , please accept my proactive declination of your kind offer to be your Darth Vader helmeted cardiac surgeon instructor. Should you get the helmet removed, I *may* consider teaching u, but only after I read 'Caridac Surgeonry A to Z'

You're most welcome and thank you for accepting the job posting as approver of my job refusals, will share more as they are written 🤓

Discussed with my family and I'm afraid I must decline the job of doing this installation. Main reason here: Have never seen this classic and worried that doing this work will spoil it for me ... ok, onto the rest of my proactive job declinations for the day

pretty sure that's what the committees are studying in the unreleased epstein files 👍

I definitely can't manage your internet dentistry calendar appointments as your personal assistant, please take me out of consideration 👍

Seems like some correlation to when Wikipedia was invented so one could copy the capital 'H' to make the modern day Horse - are modern day horses only as old as Wikipedia?

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Concur - especially given that filling we are scheduled for an Internet appointment for next Thursday - I've got all my tools ready, just waiting for your instructions 👍