New Year's Steve

Don’t worry I’m all about the Big Air this year. Or at least Big Wind.

The right decision 👍. While I was looking forward to seeing how your revolutionary One Big Skate method would work, I feel it would lead to massive controversy and you really don’t need that with all your other projects. ❤️

Looking forward to the president’s fulsome tribute.

He’s moved up to number 3 on my list of the worst Americans.

This could be Flinders McStephenson’s most thrilling film since Jigsaw Man!

Financial Times?

I ride a motorcycle and have avoid certain bone-crunching routes entirely. Very odd situation for one of the richest countries in the world.

I do yes, but I haven’t seen Lauren much since that day at the beach.

I’ve checked my notes from Girls: what are that and how do they work? and as long as he doesn’t do ki*sing during a full moon, there shouldn’t be any babies.

I don’t see what I could possibly teach the great lothario.

Also, do you know what’s happened to all the M&Ms?

Mrs Thompson says stop playing with those girls in the car park and get on with pricing up the baked beans.

Hasta la vista, lager boy.

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

Letter to my 20 year old self: Weetabix gives you indigestion now 🤫🪄

Wait, more victims are coming forward? This could be the scandal of the century. Release the files Mrs Thompson!

I know one thing for a fact: Gordon and Colin are absolutely thrilled to be referred to The Press Team. ❤️

They’re just going after the low-hanging fruit, although you probably can’t call Peter that these days.

Yeah but I don’t think you would get on very well. The haircuts were terrible and the clothes were quite prickly. The attitude to women was in line with yours mind. 👍

I hope in melania 2 she gets back in Airwolf 👍

If I came down to that breakfast, I wouldn't be getting involved in inane conversations about who the traitors might be.

Top of the Minipops tonight more like.

So should not follow your instructions and NOT work on my assertiveness then? Good, I've got a lot of other important things to do, if that's alright with you. No worries if not.

There are also very stealthy when you find yourself doing battle a a rocky area.

@sirmichael.bsky.social Great to see yet another of your inventions make to market!

I bet backstage Stew tried to wank Harry off with it.

It's being forced down his throat. He'll be getting gay ads on his Grindr account next.

What about all those Amish? Won't they find Welsh life a bit backwards?

I love it when they get the early kick-off. It gives the players and fans all day to enjoy themselves together. Probably go swimming or something. ❤️

Yeah but you think Killian is dreamy (pictured here at last summer's camping trip, below Gordon.)