brodie

for all those people who are like "I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AUSSIE AND KIWI ENGLISH"
i present to you, Exhibit A
#langsky

bsky i love you and i thought everyone else would too but turns out my online community stayed on twooter this whole time and i missed them so i'm more on there now despite the bluetick brigade

uy tengo tiempo sin maripostear

my mexican friends be like:

ohhh big goat! don't suck!

#langsky

hahahahah

para que me conozcan un poco más, con selfie actual que me tomé hoy porque me di cuenta que muchos no saben que soy un pingüino

frankly, my dear, i DO give a damn
come here baby
i have so many damns to give you
gonna shower you in damns
gonna make you my damnsel, but no distress for you with all the damns you're gonna get

i don't know why exactly but my guess would be both for early arrival into AKL for ease of connecting domestic flights, and because of ground staff costs at LAX - much easier for setting up everything from check in to ramp operations once for two flights. QF flights from LAX do the same too

omg you are you straight? that's so cool! one of my best friends is straight you should totally meet her! she took me to a straight bar once and i was like uh what if all the girls hit on me, but it was actually fun! after a few drinks i was really getting into all those imagine dragons songs too!

this is my baby momo
we like to dance together
you are welcome to follow him if you'd like more momo in your life ☺️
www.instagram.com/reel/DLXThj7...

oh! yeh the last friend i told it to just started laughing and i was like what, he says it's so obvious.. and here's me thinking i was a master masker lol

did you really?? yayyyyy welcome brother

i need to make one of these for our local birds in canberra!

i just know that if i were a country i would be landlocked

it's not clocking to you that i'm standing on business is it

so apparently pickle ball is an actual sport and not just a euphemism for male genitalia

acabo de ver el mejor chiste:

cuál es la diferencia entre una toalla y una calculadora?

con una se calcula y la otra secalculo

🤣🤣🤣

ugh i'm so hungry anyone got any tide pods?

🤣

this has gotta be one of betoota's best posts hahah

tysm 😭

i love #bluesky, this app is wild!
so much love and interaction, it's great to feel part of a community that always engages with your posts, like one time i even got four likes on a single post!
my next goal is to get more than four
possibly five
six even

man if i had a dollar for every time i said something hilarious on bluesky 😂
i'd have to check that money very carefully because this is an international app and there are over 25 currencies using the word 'dollar'

i don't wanna be one of THOSE people that always assumes dollar means it's from fiji

sometimes i feel like i'm killing it in social settings, and then i'll go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like
"i love poo"

and you can cut the awkwardness in the air with a knife

with a KNIFE bro!

i just realised i don't know what "rolling in the deep" means

omfg so cute 🥺

today's haiku:

i'm making beef stew
with carrots and celery
and swedes and fennel

YouTube video by YoungMikoVEVO Young Miko - WASSUP (Official)

obsessed with this puerto rican artist young miko, and i think it's honestly the first lesbian rapper i've ever seen

youtu.be/LEhTlLnOVDU?...

istg if i see one more colombian called jhon or jhonatan...

mau cuci my coochie