for all those people who are like "I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AUSSIE AND KIWI ENGLISH"
i present to you, Exhibit A
#langsky
@luobro.bsky.social
anglo-celtic aussie that sometimes talks about languages and travel and food and stuff neuropicante he/him πngunnawal land
for all those people who are like "I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AUSSIE AND KIWI ENGLISH"
i present to you, Exhibit A
#langsky
bsky i love you and i thought everyone else would too but turns out my online community stayed on twooter this whole time and i missed them so i'm more on there now despite the bluetick brigade
15.08.2025 00:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0uy tengo tiempo sin maripostear
25.07.2025 15:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my mexican friends be like:
ohhh big goat! don't suck!
#langsky
hahahahah
03.07.2025 07:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0para que me conozcan un poco mΓ‘s, con selfie actual que me tomΓ© hoy porque me di cuenta que muchos no saben que soy un pingΓΌino
02.07.2025 16:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0frankly, my dear, i DO give a damn
come here baby
i have so many damns to give you
gonna shower you in damns
gonna make you my damnsel, but no distress for you with all the damns you're gonna get
i don't know why exactly but my guess would be both for early arrival into AKL for ease of connecting domestic flights, and because of ground staff costs at LAX - much easier for setting up everything from check in to ramp operations once for two flights. QF flights from LAX do the same too
28.06.2025 21:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0omg you are you straight? that's so cool! one of my best friends is straight you should totally meet her! she took me to a straight bar once and i was like uh what if all the girls hit on me, but it was actually fun! after a few drinks i was really getting into all those imagine dragons songs too!
28.06.2025 20:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is my baby momo
we like to dance together
you are welcome to follow him if you'd like more momo in your life βΊοΈ
www.instagram.com/reel/DLXThj7...
oh! yeh the last friend i told it to just started laughing and i was like what, he says it's so obvious.. and here's me thinking i was a master masker lol
28.06.2025 01:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0did you really?? yayyyyy welcome brother
27.06.2025 13:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i need to make one of these for our local birds in canberra!
26.06.2025 02:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i just know that if i were a country i would be landlocked
25.06.2025 12:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's not clocking to you that i'm standing on business is it
24.06.2025 19:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0so apparently pickle ball is an actual sport and not just a euphemism for male genitalia
21.06.2025 11:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0acabo de ver el mejor chiste:
cuΓ‘l es la diferencia entre una toalla y una calculadora?
con una se calcula y la otra secalculo
π€£π€£π€£
ugh i'm so hungry anyone got any tide pods?
18.06.2025 12:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π€£
12.06.2025 08:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this has gotta be one of betoota's best posts hahah
12.06.2025 08:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0tysm π
12.06.2025 00:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i love #bluesky, this app is wild!
so much love and interaction, it's great to feel part of a community that always engages with your posts, like one time i even got four likes on a single post!
my next goal is to get more than four
possibly five
six even
man if i had a dollar for every time i said something hilarious on bluesky π
i'd have to check that money very carefully because this is an international app and there are over 25 currencies using the word 'dollar'
i don't wanna be one of THOSE people that always assumes dollar means it's from fiji
sometimes i feel like i'm killing it in social settings, and then i'll go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like
"i love poo"
and you can cut the awkwardness in the air with a knife
with a KNIFE bro!
i just realised i don't know what "rolling in the deep" means
11.06.2025 00:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0omfg so cute π₯Ί
09.06.2025 15:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0today's haiku:
i'm making beef stew
with carrots and celery
and swedes and fennel
obsessed with this puerto rican artist young miko, and i think it's honestly the first lesbian rapper i've ever seen
youtu.be/LEhTlLnOVDU?...
istg if i see one more colombian called jhon or jhonatan...
08.06.2025 23:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mau cuci my coochie
06.06.2025 06:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0