SHUT UP
05.12.2025 22:09 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0@mariobones.bsky.social
The amiibo guy formerly of two underscores. Game design, writing, tester of software and patience. He/him Not American!
SHUT UP
05.12.2025 22:09 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Are videogames art or are video games not art
05.12.2025 20:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1Dude theyβre making a new Star Wars trilogy, how cool is that
05.12.2025 20:42 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Everyone who uses photoshop regularly prefers phtooshop from 10+ years ago though... what is he even talking about!?
05.12.2025 20:06 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0Finally modern audiences will get to experience what Star Wars was like before they got an Englishman to dub over Alec Guinnessβs New Jersey accent
05.12.2025 20:14 β π 616 π 65 π¬ 22 π 4I would get mad if anyone played any differently
05.12.2025 20:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs right
05.12.2025 19:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are not doing narratology vs. ludology today, fuck off
05.12.2025 19:12 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1How is seeing films in a cinema with family and friends in the best format possible not 'consumer friendly'?
05.12.2025 14:31 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0how terrible must you be at your job that you tank a 100+ year old company within three years
05.12.2025 13:17 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0look Iβm not an evangelical but βa guy calling himself the Beast wants control of your earthly wealthβ feels like some kind of sign, no?
04.12.2025 21:24 β π 1377 π 332 π¬ 27 π 9dude was so all about the metaverse that he renamed the whole company, only to burn billions on a venture that anybody with sense knew was destined to fail. it is laughable that he remains in charge. merit simply does not exist
04.12.2025 23:47 β π 1321 π 306 π¬ 33 π 4Looking into this Horses game and thereβs some horrifying shit there, it makes perfect sense it was banned. It strays from God and we cannot let this out into the world
-Guy who just saw a horse for the first time
beastbank bagholder in 2026: what the fuck i didn't even know an IRA could have a 'mold problem' what does that even mean where's my money
stans in reply: It's normal for banks to lose money from water damage. You're picking on Mr Beast because you hate charity and love being poor
The stuff Iβve been reading about Prime 4 is iffy, but Iβd still be willing to give it a go if it wasnβt A HUNDRED AND TEN FREAKING DOLLARS
The cheapest I can get it is ~$85, which is more than I ever spent on a Switch 1 game (and requires me spending $135 on vouchers)
Not when they said One Piece was watches for a bazillion hours, that was me
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04.12.2025 09:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well it does say retro
04.12.2025 09:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The cover art for a disturbing videogame featuring a human character with a horse head permanently affixed to their body.
Today I learned that both Steam and Epic also refused to distribute this game. Truly a broken industry.
04.12.2025 09:20 β π 36 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0A tough read when even a vet of the games industry canβt get funding.
arstechnica.com/gaming/2025/...
Personally I think itβs good to ban games that forget to put disclaimers that point out that the developers donβt endorse any morally objectionable content
How can I possibly enjoy a game while shackled by the knowledge that the people working on it might think killing or stealing is good
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
04.12.2025 00:39 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0And boy are your things stranger
03.12.2025 23:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Netflixβs numbers have to be completely made up, because otherwise I would surely have seen ONE person post SOMETHING about the new season of Stranger Things, right?
03.12.2025 23:48 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0I think about this a lot, I feel like itβs deeply related to generative AI
Some things in life are supposed to be a little bit hard! Some things should require effort! Human beings should routinely hear βnoβ and βnot yetβ and βyou canβt do thatβ and βthat is the dumbest thing Iβve ever heardβ
"Valve has no obligation to publish your art" idk man maybe as one of the handful of people who can live off covering this industry you should have an obligation to not be a giant piss baby about it
03.12.2025 21:21 β π 150 π 23 π¬ 1 π 0It's a complex, critically praised, but otherwise unremarkable book, released to no controversy and no backlash. No bookstores refused to sell it, and it even got translated from its original Spanish in to English.
If it were a video game every major platform would refuse to sell it.
The cover to Augustina Bazterrica's Tender is the Flesh. On a solid red backdrop the lower half of a womna's face looks to the left. Above the bridge of her nose the human is abruptly cut off and replaced with a silhouette of a cow's head and antlers.
In Agustina Bazterrica's Tender is the Flesh, a virus has killed all non-human animals and the only source of meat left is other humans. Society has adapted by, effectively, creating a class of people who are no longer people - 'special meat.'
03.12.2025 15:51 β π 146 π 42 π¬ 2 π 6The Real Housewives of Eorzea
03.12.2025 21:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bummer situation but grim lol at this exception on the epic games store
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