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Josh W

@mariobones.bsky.social

The amiibo guy formerly of two underscores. Game design, writing, tester of software and patience. He/him Not American!

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SHUT UP

05.12.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Are videogames art or are video games not art

05.12.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Dude they’re making a new Star Wars trilogy, how cool is that

05.12.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone who uses photoshop regularly prefers phtooshop from 10+ years ago though... what is he even talking about!?

05.12.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally modern audiences will get to experience what Star Wars was like before they got an Englishman to dub over Alec Guinness’s New Jersey accent

05.12.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 616    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 4

I would get mad if anyone played any differently

05.12.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s right

05.12.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are not doing narratology vs. ludology today, fuck off

05.12.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

How is seeing films in a cinema with family and friends in the best format possible not 'consumer friendly'?

05.12.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how terrible must you be at your job that you tank a 100+ year old company within three years

05.12.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

look I’m not an evangelical but β€œa guy calling himself the Beast wants control of your earthly wealth” feels like some kind of sign, no?

04.12.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1377    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 9

dude was so all about the metaverse that he renamed the whole company, only to burn billions on a venture that anybody with sense knew was destined to fail. it is laughable that he remains in charge. merit simply does not exist

04.12.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1321    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 4

Looking into this Horses game and there’s some horrifying shit there, it makes perfect sense it was banned. It strays from God and we cannot let this out into the world
-Guy who just saw a horse for the first time

04.12.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

beastbank bagholder in 2026: what the fuck i didn't even know an IRA could have a 'mold problem' what does that even mean where's my money
stans in reply: It's normal for banks to lose money from water damage. You're picking on Mr Beast because you hate charity and love being poor

04.12.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 488    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

The stuff I’ve been reading about Prime 4 is iffy, but I’d still be willing to give it a go if it wasn’t A HUNDRED AND TEN FREAKING DOLLARS
The cheapest I can get it is ~$85, which is more than I ever spent on a Switch 1 game (and requires me spending $135 on vouchers)

04.12.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not when they said One Piece was watches for a bazillion hours, that was me

04.12.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

04.12.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well it does say retro

04.12.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover art for a disturbing videogame featuring a human character with a horse head permanently affixed to their body.

The cover art for a disturbing videogame featuring a human character with a horse head permanently affixed to their body.

Today I learned that both Steam and Epic also refused to distribute this game. Truly a broken industry.

04.12.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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After 40 years of adventure games, Ron Gilbert pivots to outrunning Death Interview: Storied designer talks lost RPG, a 3D Monkey Island, β€œEat the Rich” philosophy.

A tough read when even a vet of the games industry can’t get funding.

arstechnica.com/gaming/2025/...

04.12.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

Personally I think it’s good to ban games that forget to put disclaimers that point out that the developers don’t endorse any morally objectionable content
How can I possibly enjoy a game while shackled by the knowledge that the people working on it might think killing or stealing is good

04.12.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

04.12.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And boy are your things stranger

03.12.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Netflix’s numbers have to be completely made up, because otherwise I would surely have seen ONE person post SOMETHING about the new season of Stranger Things, right?

03.12.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I think about this a lot, I feel like it’s deeply related to generative AI

Some things in life are supposed to be a little bit hard! Some things should require effort! Human beings should routinely hear β€œno” and β€œnot yet” and β€œyou can’t do that” and β€œthat is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard”

03.12.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

"Valve has no obligation to publish your art" idk man maybe as one of the handful of people who can live off covering this industry you should have an obligation to not be a giant piss baby about it

03.12.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a complex, critically praised, but otherwise unremarkable book, released to no controversy and no backlash. No bookstores refused to sell it, and it even got translated from its original Spanish in to English.

If it were a video game every major platform would refuse to sell it.

03.12.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
The cover to Augustina Bazterrica's Tender is the Flesh. On a solid red backdrop the lower half of a womna's face looks to the left. Above the bridge of her nose the human is abruptly cut off and replaced with a silhouette of a cow's head and antlers.

The cover to Augustina Bazterrica's Tender is the Flesh. On a solid red backdrop the lower half of a womna's face looks to the left. Above the bridge of her nose the human is abruptly cut off and replaced with a silhouette of a cow's head and antlers.

In Agustina Bazterrica's Tender is the Flesh, a virus has killed all non-human animals and the only source of meat left is other humans. Society has adapted by, effectively, creating a class of people who are no longer people - 'special meat.'

03.12.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

The Real Housewives of Eorzea

03.12.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bummer situation but grim lol at this exception on the epic games store

02.12.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1994    πŸ” 929    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 25

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