It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's fucking offensive to the very soul of art.

You could do the funniest thing and start a beer at Christmas to put out in February in full Christmas theming.

Well, maybe next year. In fact, I'm having a wisdom tooth extracted next week...

@eleanormorton.bsky.social has been murdered?!

It doesn't matter which team they play for. If they get embroiled in heinous shit, let them fucking burn. Don't defend them because they're in a less objectional party, decry them because they should be less objectional people.

Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant [gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.

Don't be so hard on yourself, you absolutely have a career. Just not a "conventional" or "lucrative" one.

I nearly said "Cheap at twice the price" then realised that might give you ideas.

Bargain.

If I bang a handful of tickets onto the next order for work, do I get them at trade?

Here, I believe you dropped this- 👑

@misterabk.bsky.social please say this is actually amazing guerilla marketing for the next Montgomery Bonbon book.

It's wonderful. You continue to delight with your many and varied skills.

In the best possible way, I fucking hate this.

Here's a pitch- Crisps advent calendar. Start the month on ready salted, get a bit more interesting as the days go by, culminating in rost turkey & stuffing flavour.

YouTube video by Eleanor Morton Football Chant Therapy #comedy #football #mentalhealth

Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)

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I really don't like doing this sort of thing, but if anyone knows someone in charge at the Edinburgh Festival of Cycling, you might want to let them know that the person doing their social media is a complete fucking moron.

I think so? If it helps, the person who mighty have been you was walking down the hill past the student flats just past the Regent in Abbeyhill. And I was walking this idiot, he's a lot more memorable than I am.

I wish I knew enough about both the works of Arthur Conan Doyle and the works of The Darkness to make a really good joke about him believing in a thing called love.

Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

Oh, boo fucking hoo. Nobody was villifying you, they were (myself included) pointing out that generative AI is trained almost exclusively on stolen art, and using it perpetuates that business model. Your decision to take that as a personal attack speaks more to your fragile ego than anything else.

Well, that's not "you had to see it" then is it? It's "I chose to generate some AI slop and share it, then get defensive when people called me out for this being a poor decision".

We don't though. AI art is industrialised theft, deny it the Oxygen of attention.

He then acted outraged and demanded
"Why's it such a big fuckin deal to you anyway?!"
I was good, and didn't openly laugh in his face, but I did point out that I'M NOT WHITE.

I refused service to a guy in the shop I work in the other day because he had a sonnenrad tattoo across his throat and "1488" on his forearm. When I called him out on it, he claimed it was discrimination. I told him to get a lawyer and make a case of it.

Wait. A railgun, or a rail gun? Because yes to both.

One of the benefits of being old and boring and not doing anything interesting is not having to deal with this sort of thing.

YouTube video by Aunty Donna Which one of us could it be?!?!?! Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe is on Netflix AUS/NZ now!

Actually, it wasn't Zach, it was Triple H.

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YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King The Nightmare Before Michaelmas

It's that time of year again. Happy Michaelmas to all who celebrate.
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