Paul Jarvis, but Spooky

*deep inhale*

Yes and god it's so funny

this is going to be so fucking funny and he’s going to get so fucking mad

Happy birthday! 🎉

This belongs in the Louvre

The more delusional takes I've seen bubble up have been around "Well *I'll* be the most valuable one to keep around because I got in on the ground floor and figured out how to do it the best before anyone else" and that's just /such/ a wild thought to have

It'll always be there when you wrap up Hades, gambling never dies

STOP NO

Clover Pit is so much funnn

Thanks Joel!

I ate a burfger

Thanks!!

Burfday

Thanks Lindsey!!

Impossible, it can't be done

Birthday button smash

Thanks Rafael! 🥳

Please, Mr. Jarvis is my father, call me P̷̡̨̨̛̛̤͉̩͎͕̯̙͓͓̰̭̪̮̘͈̻̖̠̰͊̍̈̓̀͂̾͐̈́͛̾̀̍͋̍̍́̀̃̍̐͒̈́̉͐̀̌̊̈́̈́͌̀̀̀̐̿́̄̈́͗̊́̏͗́̐͂̀̂̃̀̽̔̀̈́͒͆̒̃̍͋́͊̽͑͊̏̆̿̕͘͜͝͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅã̴̢̡̧̧̨͓̞͎͔̻̥̰̖̰͖̳̮̪̰̳͔̫̮͓͚͚̹͔͙̫̦̱̱̜̻̰͈̭̪̪̮̲̳͚͕̤̙͇̲̙̞̦̮̯̙͍̱̣̖̲͙̥͉̞̐̒͆̍͛̀̈̑̓̃̆̋̀̇͗̊́̓͊̈́̿͂͑̔̾̀̀̈́̈́͛̓͆̌̂̾̐̔̾͑͑͂̄͛̈́̈͘̕̕̚̕͜͜͝͝͠ͅͅͅư̵̧̧̡̨̧̧̛̝̻͈̦̘̬̗̟̜̣͇̬̜͎̦̣͇̪̥͎̯̮̪̻͕͓͕̮̤̫̣̳̦̩̥̰̪̬͓̫̺͙̪̥̝͉̜̯̺̗̟̬̬̬͍̼̜͎̳̱͕̭̯͙̞̪͍͇̓́̂̓̈́̑̈́̍̊̊̈́̅̎̋͆̌͊̐͌̒́̄͜͜͝͝ͅͅl̸̛̖̰͇̜͈̘̀̉̏̽̽̀̽̔̓̔͋̏̐̏̑̈́͒̆͊̀͋̃̐̈̔͛͌̂́̍̓̃͆́̿̽̈̕͘̕͝͝͠͝͠ͅ

Thank youuu!

Ty!

Ow (ty!)

:oldtoot:

Ty! It keeps getting larger how do I stop this

Ty Yoshi!

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Ah, Birthday 🙂

Ah, Old 😞

The AUDACITY.

I don't have a chance in Hell at doing Steel Soul, so this is about as good as it's gonna get for me. So happy with the game though, sad it's over 🕷️

I got you

Aw yeah, we Sparklin'