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Chorizo Satan

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Donald Trump won't save your soul. Leave that to me.

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Make it higher

10.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NPR: President Trump is bucking tradition by installing gas chambers in ICE detention facilities…

Fuck your tonedeaf headline

07.10.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SaVe ThE cHiLdReN hurr durr

02.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ballbreaking news

29.09.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like I'll be flying with another airline.

14.09.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.09.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s give some Nazi teens a little PTSD

07.08.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need a go fund me for the horse

29.07.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump killed Epstein

15.07.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a great reason to vote for him

14.07.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uvalde is a fucked up place

08.05.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

about five years late on this one

05.05.2025 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How come they don’t give the same energy to protecting schools?

09.03.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DOGE if you’re listening…

05.03.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NYT if this were the 30s: There is growing frustration with Hitler about the pace of arrests and deportations.

05.03.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A woman gets hogtied at an Idaho town hall, but yes NYT, men can rock those white jeans.

24.02.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@cnn.com @msnbc.com @apnews.com @cbsnews.com @abcnewsgo.bsky.social @nbcnews.com

Here’s your story instead of kissing Trump’s ass all day

24.02.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Brown Foreman (Jack Daniels) and Amazon

16.02.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Google, Target, Meta, Ford, McDonalds, John Deere, Harley Davidson, Walmart. Saved you a click because fuck you AP for your shitty political coverage.

16.02.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take: The AP helped β€œboth sides” this jerk back in the White House, knowing full well he is a fascist despot, and got exactly what it deserved.

15.02.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep this monkey's hands off my social security!

05.02.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get this monkey away from my social security!

05.02.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NYT is now covering how cougar women are getting laid, when it should be covering how America is getting fucked.

05.02.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gee NYT, if only Biden's age wasn't such a pressing issue for your editors in the last six months before the election...

02.02.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Keep your messaging simple

31.01.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 586    πŸ” 226    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 10
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I use DeepSeek for the first time and asked how to deal with white nationalists on social media. It gave a nice summary.

28.01.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been more than 24 hours. How’s that Russia/Ukraine thing going?

26.01.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha!

19.01.2025 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA didn’t beat Biden. Democrats beat Biden.

17.01.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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