Sam D'Arcangelo

• Winner receives a trophy made of human skulls and is named Secretary of Education, a title they must defend every year henceforth

Literally nothing is more normal. It's like naming your band Chair or maybe Cup.

Almost there but it's even better than that!

Go on, dear. Tell everyone in class what the String Cheese Incident cover band is called.

Dianna, we are seeing a String Cheese Incident cover band tonight for God's sake!

Grateful Dead is the best band name of all time so all jam bands just agreed to give up after that. Widespread Panic did a great band name anyway, but they never got the memo because news travels slow in the South.

The only people in the world who looked at what the Demcratic Party has been doing over the past decade and thought "now there's a winning strategy" are the British Labour Party, and that's a lot more sad than funny but you do have to admit it's funny

Lucy telling Charlie Brown everything will work out in his favor if he just lets the right set the terms of the discussion for the 99th time

You should! @dianna2ns.bsky.social saw them for the first time last summer and I think it worked out well for her

car commercials used to be scored by Modest Mouse

At the risk of stirring up controversy I will say emphatically that a hot dog bucket hat is NOT a sandwich

I see what you're saying but I hope the wooks are also already tapped into actual Fantasia. Wooks would love Fantasia!

Wrapping the tour with a nod to Goose's Newport Folk Fest collaboration? Torch officially passed!!

There would be more contenders if the Disco Biscuits hadn't been plagued by injuries during some of their most promising seasons but that's the nature of the game

He knows the answer to this question. His job is keeping his viewers from figuring it and on some level he may be good at that, at least

Don't bury the lede!

I *knew* he was gonna talk about it 😜 #TreyIsFromTexas

African Muslim Socialist solidarity isn't what it used to be. Smh

Mamdani should win but he's the latest example of the Democratic Party closing ranks to keep anyone young and exciting and full of energy out of the party - and then they spend countless millions on consultants trying to figure out why they're struggling with young voters

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.

They are in charge.

J.D. Vance rose from venture capitalist to vice president with millions in backing from tech billionaire Peter Thiel.

Now he shapes national policy while Palantir, Thiel’s firm, is reaping billions in federal contracts.

Let's break down his fundraising history. 🧵

NEW EPISODE: The Moody Center w/ @dianna2ns.bsky.social ! It’s rare that Phish is in TX, and more rare that they play in Austin–it’s been about 15 years since the capitol city hosted the band and its fans. Dianna gives us the ins and outs of Austin and The Moody Center.

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I am truly ashamed. I am a Trekkie that went to college in northern New England in the 90s, surrounded by Phans, and I had no f-cking idea until now that Frakes played on a Phish track. What the hell was I doing back then? Oh...

If you are a Phish fan and your mom is a Star Trek The Next Generation fan, you should know that Jonathan Frakes (who played Commander Riker) is doing discounted Mother's Day cameos and he WILL tell your mom he played trombone on the Phish song Rikers Mailbox if you ask him to

Don't worry everyone, we're working on her Biscuits numbers

The only sure things are death, taxes, and what you just said

Let's be honest: every one got into jamband music because a guy named Cory told them they really needed to go see @thediscobiscuits.bsky.social late night at Tipitinas during Jazz Fest their senior year of high school

You know Trump's staff is just bad guys top to bottom because not a single one of them has slipped an executive order banning Microsoft Teams on his desk despite having ample opportunities to do so

I could not have asked for a more spectacularly beautiful week in Washington. The weather has been absolutely wonderful, I cannot convey how lovely it has been to just be outside these past couple of days. So grateful to be able to spend time in this part of the country ahead of these shows! 🙏🌷🥰

NASDax Shepherd amirite?