WhinterQueen

yup. she had one leg that was shorter than the other and post-polio syndrome. she was a physical therapist bc of what the went through after

age verification? that babysitters mom HAD POLIO as a kid. i knew someone who had polio ffs.

ftr: she stopped babysitting us when i was like 9 or something. at that point i became the babysitter. my mom was a social worker. also single mom so we were basically alone all the time bc she had 3-4 jobs (again, bc social worker) haha.

yes, if one was already on when you tried to call you could eavesdrop...and you think *we* have opsec issues

age verification? at my babysitter's house (in the country) when we were a kid the phone rang all sorts of different combinations of noises and you only answered it on one of them.

the rest were for the houses down the road.

me, reading all the skeets about citizenship by decent:

i want to move north and be a canadian
or hang down low with the nice australians
i don't want to be another "i-don't-care"-ican
what are we gonna do franco, franco un-american

FINISH HIM!

how am i supposed to take anything seriously now? you know? like what?

like i definitely came from a long line of weirdos with strange relationships about money but that really sealed the deal for me as to how much of a fucking farce it really is (mostly the losing billions in real money but also the he didn’t have a will so everything was weird shit too)

he also had like 10,000 bitcoins. there’s been a few times where i’ve really kicked myself for not trying harder to crack that nut hahahahahah fuck

i had been trying for MONTHS to get him to make me a map. he wouldn’t but he did recite a bunch of places he thought they maybe were. haha

so i had a lot of clues to what kind of hiding spots he would use.

*had

in fact, when he died, i like to say he “ron swansoned me” bc the first month after he died i spent the whole day trying to figure out riddles wild goose chasing precious metals around a 10k sqft warehouse like april looking for ron’s key she hid after getting her wisdom teeth out.

it’s really not that much different except the like, text box and bubble splitting from each other and being overlaid

but there is this “it feels like 3d images without the glasses” thing about it that i just cannot stomach

i don’t have money for them atm, even if i could afford to feed and house them i can’t put in $150 + the upgrades they’d need.

i tried to upload it but bs is still hiccuping from earlier or something i guess

someplace i have a video bc i couldn’t explain what was happening except it was too much and it made me sick.

but basically the text box that you type transforms into a blue bubble behind it and rises from behind the transparent grey box. while it goes up to the msg window it shrinks/gets bigger

everyone: don’t keep your titles in your car.

my uncle: i would rather whomever stole my car have it than the state and you’re not the boss of me anyway. i will leave my signed title AND the keys in it. neener neener.

i close my eyes when i hit send so i don’t have to see what happens after :)

i have a very absurd uncle who did very strange things for the oddest reasons (almost always disdain for the state) and periodically i am reminded in the strangest ways.

blueski: the official complaint department (of mostly elder millenials)

Stand With Minnesota Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.

stand with minnesota has a list of rent relief funds (some of the sites listed there have links for how to apply not just donate) and a place where personal fundraisers can be listed if they end up going that route.

i'm sorry but that's clearly a reference to a (p. sketchy) scene from girls just want to have fun

(beep...beep...beep)

omfg i never saw that, thank god

cause we’re a million miles away but i still hear you

i’ve been informed that this is, regretfully, an inside job

well, the keyboard thing is less irritating than all the shit that made it so msgs makes me get motion sick or the layering blocking buttons and text boxes

(i have *all* the settings changed to reduce the fuckery but my autism and too good at absorbing info senses are too powerful)

wait, nfl ad on the right?!

oh they got rid of the silly lil box at the way top of the tl. hopefully everything that butterfly effected off that rights itself too

YES, i watched it and thought about how this might be the last smart phone i ever buy

i’m trying to decide if my heart can take another listen or not. it’s beautiful but i have a sad