Kiki

When the waiter starts walking your way with your aperol spritz purse.

But. Her. Fucking. Emails. #Hegseth #RepubliCLOWNS

Impeach and remove the current administration now, before the world abandons us. #Impeachtrump #dumptrump

What if earth is just God's Tamagotchi that he forgot about?

The book I just finished 🤝 the book I’m starting

#booksky

Good morning, Bluesky!

Rite of passage. Everyone cries at least once getting used adobe suite.

Which show’s opening credits do you never skip and why is it “What We Do in the Shadows”? #wwdits #whatwedointheshadows

Big, if true. Wow.

BIG mood for 2025. (Carol Burnett was the definitive Miss Hannigan. There will be no discussion.) #annie

I think she’s beautiful. Stunning figure.

Right?!?! He gives me skeevy vibes.

Two new bombshells are ready to haunt the villa. 😎 #loveislandallstars

Two panel comic. Dog dentist and dog patient. 1: Patient sitting in chair with a tennis ball in his mouth. Dentist: "I can't work on your teeth with that ball in your mouth." Patient: "Fine" 2: Dentist running away with tennis ball in his mouth. Patient with his arms up in the air. Patient: "I knew it!"

Doggone it!

Blobshell time!! #LoveIslandAllstars2 #bombshell

Love Island Allstars 2 is WILD. #loveislandallstars2

I prefer “bloops” 🤣

Here’s a little old man to help.

Nice platform. #goodgirl #CarRides

APPARENTLY you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser, you gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger, you gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together

i *just* found this out. fuck. FUCK

I love a disrespectful nap. 👏🏼

8/ this album. #OscarPeterson ‘s “Night Train” changed my brain chemistry. #jazz #nighttrain #vinyl

7/ my favorite #cocktail: the Last Word. Equal parts #gin, lime juice, #luxardo maraschino, green #chartreuse. Shaken with ice. Served in a coupe. ✨✨✨ #lastwordcocktail

This feels very Philomena Cunk coded. haha

look at that beautiful girl!

6/ this moment of #AlyssaEdwards (which is even more appropriate with every new day of this administration)

Move over #skeets and #posts. Make way for #bloops.

I like bloops.