Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

😂😂😂

I'm sorry, but I will n e v e r stop seeing an IUD when I look at the t*sla logo

Stede at the Calypso party leaning against the railing, holding a tin cup

Doodling a party boi Bonnet

I NEED IT LIKE BREATHING

Fucking plastic straws 🙄

I was about to be like "this feels like saying that people who use injectable medication should realize that the waste from their needles/syringes is killing the planet" but I bet if I looked I'd find some ableist, conservative piece of shit saying exactly that

HEY YOU SHOULD DRAW

Jfc 🙄🙄🙄

I hate when I just feel Anxious™️ for no apparent reason because it's just me sitting there with my brain trying to soothingly be like "heyyy buddy what's wrong?"

Absolutely 🫡 (if I remember lol)

See, now I feel like you're just patronizing me. ❦ I am.

Ed season 2 with a paddle looking fierce in the gravy basket

GIVE US OUR SHOW BACK

#ofmd

Screencap from season one, episode one, of Pete saying "That's women's work."

me when I'm twenty-seven minutes, thirty-eight seconds into season two, episode three of critically-acclaimed television series our flag means death

a very realistic digital painting of Ed’s eyes, wide, bruised, and shiny with tears, when he wakes up at the end of season 2, episode 3. it’s painted in little patches of different colors.

happy birthday to the scene of all time that lives in my brain forever

This is a painting

Miles is so fucking talented

pov: you’re Applejack played by Kevin Bacon

*sighs*

*taps mic*

"The Gentleman Pirate, I presume?"

🫂🧡

I think I'd be a hypocrite if that's what I was thinking, given the nonsensical patterns my brain makes up tbh

*sigh*

*Walks up to mic*

tap-tap-tap

"Is this thing on?"

"Edward Teach in this"

#ofmd

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death dressed as Captain Hook and Tinker Bell. Ed's costume is classic pirate captain with one arm on the duster removed. He has a long red sash tied as a belt. His hat and coat are mostly purple and white with gold filigree. Stede's costume is tight and short, revealing his long fuzzy legs. He's holding Ed around his shoulders with one arm so that he is lifted and kicking both feet. His wings are bright yellow and pink. He's tossing gold confetti like pixie dust.

The Dread Pirate Blackhook and his manic pixie boyfriend. 🧡 They win the costume contest every year.

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

I've done a tiny model bookstore and part of a garden shop, but I really like this style!

Omg this is so cool, I've wanted to do one of these for ages!

Oh that's fascinating lol

Oh my god yeah I would've eaten all of these months ago

ACAB includes Sam Vimes and he has internalized it to such an extent that a supernatural entity of pure vengeance is no match for the watchman inside his own head whose job it is to prevent him from being Like That

This tiny strip of grass that'll be dead in a month and covered in snow in two months is essential to maintain, you're so right

I also didn't want to be This Guy, but we ordered together and I've reached out multiple times with no response, other than the email everyone got that all the orders had been shipped. I hate doing this to a small vendor, but I'm trying to contest the charge because $234 isn't exactly nothing 🤷

I'm trying to do that today (we ordered together)