shaq sabbath

when I get “the surgery”

Nick Smith Jr., Jake LaRavia, Gabe Vincent, Dalton Knecht, and Jaxson Hayes is certainly a lineup of 5 NBA players.

The differences between a 45-point laugher over Washington and a buzzer beater against Toronto are showing early.

This is how the NBA’s greatest rivalry was meant to be played: with both teams missing their best player and on the second night of a back-to-back.

Yes, please find her so I can pledge my unyielding fealty.

not sorry, not trying to remove it

when I am, through sheer coincidence, awarded Coolest Guy by the Torii Institute for Cool Guy Studies

About to access the Forbidden Mambos (#1-4, 6-10)

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I actually don't mind much of Gehry's work, but my dad's beef is my beef, so it's on sight with Gehry's corpse.

Buildings get demolished every day.

There are a lot of reasons Gehry's plan for the River has yet to come to fruition, and almost certainly never will. My dad really pissed off Gehry, though, and that's explanation enough for me.

My dad pretty successfully ratfucked Frank Gehry's plan for the LA River. Rest in piss, Frank.

I have also been awarded the FIFA Peace Prize.

Freddie Freeman traumatizes sick children. #SMH www.instagram.com/p/DR4lwk1Dr6u/

"You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me 'Godfather.' Instead, you come into my house during the months of Toyotathon, and you ask me for a 2.99% APR and complimentary maintenance on a new Camry."

This is approximately how muscular you have to be to arbitrarily add "St." to your children's last name.

no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.

"Look at the irresistible deals on the rugged Tacoma, family-friendly Highlander, and fuel-efficient Corolla on offer during Toyotahon, including cash rebates and affordable leases."

"You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me 'Godfather.' Instead, you come into my house during the months of Toyotathon, and you ask me for a 2.99% APR and complimentary maintenance on a new Camry."

John Pork

Sitting on eight points, could've shot it to try to keep the double-digit-scoring streak alive ... but instead kicked it to the open teammate. Pretty cool.

(Somewhere, Donyell Marshall just involuntarily twitched.)

There’s not really any question in my mind who the greatest player of all-time is.

LeBron, man.

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“Welcome to the Supreme Court, the unelected council of elders where everything’s made up and the law doesn’t matter.”