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Nolan Webb

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Oh hi there!

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Too early. Not my best, I must apologize.

29.07.2025 08:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dammit, though you didnโ€™t see me.

29.07.2025 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s close to what my mom calls me.

28.07.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The OJ chaseโ€ฆI meanโ€ฆthatโ€™s layers of racism.

26.07.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mamdani ainโ€™t nothing to fuck with.

24.07.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Lordโ€™s work.

24.07.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry canโ€™t care. But I see Hulk Hogan and TMZ in the same headline and my red flag sirens start to go off. Iโ€™ll never unsee the first time.

24.07.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooo jโ€™ai commencรฉ รฉtudier le franรงaise car jโ€™adore Bardot, Anna Karina, Hardy, Clothilde, etc. I must buy this book.

24.07.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ms. Hardyโ€™s music is a big reason jโ€™ai commencรฉ ร  apprendre le franรงais!

23.07.2025 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Ents famously love rave music because they equal each other out. EDM: Ent Dance Music

22.07.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

About to work on my third. Always pick up on something I missed the next round.

22.07.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought it was an onion article. They swapped it on me.

21.07.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s why theyโ€™re called toms.

21.07.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cela nโ€™a pas dโ€™importance! ๐Ÿฅ–

20.07.2025 08:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bonne Maman ๐Ÿคค confiture merveilleuse

20.07.2025 08:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was bummed when we swapped to Adidas again. Iโ€™ve never been happier to be wrong. All three this year are ๐Ÿ”ฅ

19.07.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says good news in front of a futurama sign ALT: a cartoon character says good news in front of a futurama sign

Good news everyone! Weโ€™re already 1/8 of the way through the Trump term. Arenโ€™t you excited..?

18.07.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great pressure to get birthday wishes, so just in caseโ€ฆJoyeux anniversaire! Happy Birthday!

18.07.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beat me to it. RIP Mr. Weathers.

18.07.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Merci! Also, get the LFC App and sign up for All Red. -wink-

18.07.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Robot cats! They told me I was crazy, kooky! But Iโ€™ve been planning for this! Iโ€™ll be in the bunker!

18.07.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is there no pyramid emoji..?

17.07.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In case anyone needed reminded of the legend.

17.07.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s right. Mr. Jovi is for 4:25 am.

16.07.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, yeah I have eye toes, big deal. But my pigmentation is hair???

16.07.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this what they meant by fancy ketchup?

16.07.2025 08:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im sure his phones scorching. His southern Baptist constituents are shockingly not ok with sex trafficking of minors. Crazy.

16.07.2025 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bonne Fรชte Nationale to my French friends and to my fellow Americansโ€ฆnot a bad idea. #BastilleDay #Joyeaux14Juillet

14.07.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lโ€™homme, le mythe, la lรฉgende! Joyeux 14 Juillet!

14.07.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I got one this morning too!!

12.07.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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