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Nolan Webb

@noweb.bsky.social

Oh hi there!

96 Followers  |  126 Following  |  258 Posts  |  Joined: 25.11.2024  |  1.9363

Latest posts by noweb.bsky.social on Bluesky

Too early. Not my best, I must apologize.

29.07.2025 08:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dammit, though you didn’t see me.

29.07.2025 08:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s close to what my mom calls me.

28.07.2025 20:00 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The OJ chase…I mean…that’s layers of racism.

26.07.2025 16:39 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Mamdani ain’t nothing to fuck with.

24.07.2025 23:57 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Lord’s work.

24.07.2025 18:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry can’t care. But I see Hulk Hogan and TMZ in the same headline and my red flag sirens start to go off. I’ll never unsee the first time.

24.07.2025 16:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oooo j’ai commencé étudier le française car j’adore Bardot, Anna Karina, Hardy, Clothilde, etc. I must buy this book.

24.07.2025 08:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ms. Hardy’s music is a big reason j’ai commencé à apprendre le français!

23.07.2025 08:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Ents famously love rave music because they equal each other out. EDM: Ent Dance Music

22.07.2025 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

About to work on my third. Always pick up on something I missed the next round.

22.07.2025 11:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought it was an onion article. They swapped it on me.

21.07.2025 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s why they’re called toms.

21.07.2025 23:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cela n’a pas d’importance! 🥖

20.07.2025 08:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bonne Maman 🤤 confiture merveilleuse

20.07.2025 08:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was bummed when we swapped to Adidas again. I’ve never been happier to be wrong. All three this year are 🔥

19.07.2025 10:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good news everyone! We’re already 1/8 of the way through the Trump term. Aren’t you excited..?

18.07.2025 12:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great pressure to get birthday wishes, so just in case…Joyeux anniversaire! Happy Birthday!

18.07.2025 10:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beat me to it. RIP Mr. Weathers.

18.07.2025 10:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Merci! Also, get the LFC App and sign up for All Red. -wink-

18.07.2025 10:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Robot cats! They told me I was crazy, kooky! But I’ve been planning for this! I’ll be in the bunker!

18.07.2025 09:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How is there no pyramid emoji..?

17.07.2025 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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In case anyone needed reminded of the legend.

17.07.2025 09:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s right. Mr. Jovi is for 4:25 am.

16.07.2025 22:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, yeah I have eye toes, big deal. But my pigmentation is hair???

16.07.2025 20:55 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Is this what they meant by fancy ketchup?

16.07.2025 08:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Im sure his phones scorching. His southern Baptist constituents are shockingly not ok with sex trafficking of minors. Crazy.

16.07.2025 08:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bonne Fête Nationale to my French friends and to my fellow Americans…not a bad idea. #BastilleDay #Joyeaux14Juillet

14.07.2025 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

L’homme, le mythe, la légende! Joyeux 14 Juillet!

14.07.2025 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I got one this morning too!!

12.07.2025 13:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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