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hi Elon it's your lawyer I am advising you to keep posting through it on the grok account

01.01.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the best to ever do it

30.12.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13869    ๐Ÿ” 3444    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 80

๐ŸŽถsimply having a wonderful christmas slime

02.12.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine if all shitposters were hot girls. There would be world peace

24.11.2025 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no

24.11.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*nuzzis u*
*notices ur brainworm*
OwO what's this??

18.11.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months

03.11.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 976    ๐Ÿ” 164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

im ngl "poggers" is a word that reeks of subtle elitism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

01.10.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

aaaaaaa you look so good bald

13.09.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YES the human pet guy was domming a junky. But that doesnโ€™t mean you have to be mean.

12.09.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ezra Klein is trying in this column to argue that Kirk was doing politics correctly if you just ignore the content of what he was advocating. That he was contributing to American democracy by arguing civilly for the subjugation of women, gay people, trans people. It simply doesnโ€™t work.

11.09.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5167    ๐Ÿ” 1041    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 150    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

I shouldn't be surprised that federalists have no idea how newsrooms work, since federalists don't work lol

11.09.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

10.09.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5604    ๐Ÿ” 1680    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 141    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
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By Alberta's own definition of "visual depiction of a sexual act," I fail to see how these images highlighted in UCP government's own slide show of explicit material. From Alison Bechdel's Fun Home.
many of the other scenes in province's shock-intended examples don't qualify, either

08.09.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

im always saying this

29.08.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Like Humans Do
YouTube video by David Byrne - Topic Like Humans Do

window xp song youtu.be/xMeivIkwf_I

26.07.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

developing a foot fetish specifically to create more opportunities to say "I use arch btw"

25.11.2023 07:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

HI ALEXIS!!!!

18.07.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmfao

01.07.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CONGRATS

30.06.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
The 200+ Sites an ICE Surveillance Contractor is Monitoring 404 Media has obtained the list of sites and services that ICE contractor ShadowDragon pulls data from. ShadowDragon sources data from all over the web and lets government analysts easily search it an...

Posted by Anil Dash:

Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, itโ€™s already been captured
* Judges donโ€™t care if you were โ€œkiddingโ€ or being ironic

16.03.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 160    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
A 2025 Lenovo ThinkPad X1 with Windows and Copilot keys

A 2025 Lenovo ThinkPad X1 with Windows and Copilot keys

look how they massacred my boy

01.06.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Team Rocket has a discrimination problem

01.06.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Hard to tell from the clip but addressing the mic off-axis, i.e. having it off on an angle instead of directly in front of you, might help.

30.05.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

transgender for some, miniature american flags for others

22.05.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good night sky <3

22.05.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Google was already blocking competing app stores with their Advanced Protection Program required to properly secure a Google account, but now they're tying Android device security to this. Want proper encryption security via inactivity reboot? You cannot use competing app stores.

17.05.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good q! as long as your IED batteries are under the 100Wh limit you should be ok ๐Ÿ‘

14.05.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are trans women so good at using computers?

Because we are all sisters, trans sisters

(Repost if you found it funny or if you like kissing your sister)

13.05.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video
An Al video of Christopher Pelkey forgave his killer in court in what officials believe was the first use of Al to deliver a victim impact statement.

Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video An Al video of Christopher Pelkey forgave his killer in court in what officials believe was the first use of Al to deliver a victim impact statement.

no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks

07.05.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18779    ๐Ÿ” 3150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 608    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1178

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