hi Elon it's your lawyer I am advising you to keep posting through it on the grok account
01.01.2026 20:35 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@chrystaaa.bsky.social
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hi Elon it's your lawyer I am advising you to keep posting through it on the grok account
01.01.2026 20:35 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One of the best to ever do it
30.12.2025 14:09 โ ๐ 13869 ๐ 3444 ๐ฌ 84 ๐ 80๐ถsimply having a wonderful christmas slime
02.12.2025 21:40 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Imagine if all shitposters were hot girls. There would be world peace
24.11.2025 05:59 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0no
24.11.2025 02:32 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*nuzzis u*
*notices ur brainworm*
OwO what's this??
now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months
03.11.2025 14:01 โ ๐ 976 ๐ 164 ๐ฌ 25 ๐ 14im ngl "poggers" is a word that reeks of subtle elitism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
01.10.2025 16:11 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1aaaaaaa you look so good bald
13.09.2025 17:55 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0YES the human pet guy was domming a junky. But that doesnโt mean you have to be mean.
12.09.2025 21:27 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ezra Klein is trying in this column to argue that Kirk was doing politics correctly if you just ignore the content of what he was advocating. That he was contributing to American democracy by arguing civilly for the subjugation of women, gay people, trans people. It simply doesnโt work.
11.09.2025 11:40 โ ๐ 5167 ๐ 1041 ๐ฌ 150 ๐ 48I shouldn't be surprised that federalists have no idea how newsrooms work, since federalists don't work lol
11.09.2025 16:20 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
10.09.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 5604 ๐ 1680 ๐ฌ 141 ๐ 48By Alberta's own definition of "visual depiction of a sexual act," I fail to see how these images highlighted in UCP government's own slide show of explicit material. From Alison Bechdel's Fun Home.
many of the other scenes in province's shock-intended examples don't qualify, either
im always saying this
29.08.2025 01:12 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0window xp song youtu.be/xMeivIkwf_I
26.07.2025 04:39 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0developing a foot fetish specifically to create more opportunities to say "I use arch btw"
25.11.2023 07:42 โ ๐ 102 ๐ 16 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 1HI ALEXIS!!!!
18.07.2025 20:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0lmfao
01.07.2025 21:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0CONGRATS
30.06.2025 01:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Posted by Anil Dash:
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, itโs already been captured
* Judges donโt care if you were โkiddingโ or being ironic
A 2025 Lenovo ThinkPad X1 with Windows and Copilot keys
look how they massacred my boy
01.06.2025 01:41 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Iโd never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Team Rocket has a discrimination problem
01.06.2025 00:25 โ ๐ 42 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 3Hard to tell from the clip but addressing the mic off-axis, i.e. having it off on an angle instead of directly in front of you, might help.
30.05.2025 08:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0transgender for some, miniature american flags for others
22.05.2025 19:29 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0good night sky <3
22.05.2025 04:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Google was already blocking competing app stores with their Advanced Protection Program required to properly secure a Google account, but now they're tying Android device security to this. Want proper encryption security via inactivity reboot? You cannot use competing app stores.
17.05.2025 14:36 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0good q! as long as your IED batteries are under the 100Wh limit you should be ok ๐
14.05.2025 23:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why are trans women so good at using computers?
Because we are all sisters, trans sisters
(Repost if you found it funny or if you like kissing your sister)
Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video An Al video of Christopher Pelkey forgave his killer in court in what officials believe was the first use of Al to deliver a victim impact statement.
no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
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