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Three new USPS trucks with very large windshields and low flat hoods each covered with large mounds of snow

Y'all I think I found a potentially fatal flaw in the new USPS truck designs

screenshot from my Pokemon sleep profile that shows I have tracked over 4000 hours of sleep and logged in on 438 separate days

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it is however to my knowledge the only app that does both

is Pokemon Sleep a good pokemon game? no. but is it a good sleep tracker? also no.

There are still guards at Mercado Central protecting businesses from the federal government. (You should spend all your money there anyway.)

DoorDash Suspends New York City Operations Ahead of Blizzard DoorDash has activated its Severe Weather Protocol and will temporarily suspend operations across New York City from 8:30 PM ET tonight. Depending on conditions, we may shut down sooner. Operations will remain suspended until at least 12:00 PM ET on Monday, February 23. We're shutting down at least 30 minutes ahead of the citywide travel ban to ensure deliveries are completed and Dashers are safely off the road before streets close at 9:00 PM. Statement from DoorDash spokesperson Julian Crowley: "New York City is bracing itself ahead of a historic blizzard - the first in nearly a decade - with a foot of snow or more and dangerous wind gusts expected. We're suspending operations early to keep Dashers safe and off the streets before the travel ban takes effect. We're closely monitoring conditions and will resume as soon as it's safe to do so." DoorDash will continue to monitor conditions and guidance from local officials and will communicate

this is the Purge of online discourse. for the next 15.5 hours, all takes are legal

we should stop saying "self-deporting" and start saying "fleeing government-sponsored ethnic cleansing," imo. we don't need to let the fascists set the linguistic terms here.

Headline: former Prince and you arrested following Epstein files revelations

Headline: Yoon Suk Yeol Sentenced To Life In Prison For Leading Insurrection In South Korea

lord I see what you've done for others

Mitákuye Oyás’iŋ

From the post: Near the end of our conversation, May reflected on language: "You hear the word 'neighbor' here a lot. I think that word has started to mean something different." Francis connected that shift to a deeper kinship. "Within the Native community they use the word relative. These are our relatives. It's this patterning of kinship. We belong to each other now in a way that we weren't sure we could count on before, and Minneapolis is forever changed."

So many bangers in this piece:

“We Belong to Each Other Now”: Lessons from Minneapolis “This extreme closeness, togetherness and intimacy — you cannot infiltrate your way into a space where you'll understand that," says May, a rapid responder in Minneapolis.

After months of relentless rapid response in Minneapolis, members of Defend the 612 had a moment to breathe and reflect on the lessons they’ve learned, the grief they carry, and the citywide fellowship they hope will endure. The crisis is not over, and I’m grateful they made time to speak with me.

one must imagine the itsy-bitsy spider happy

Pizza lunchables

the most tom and jerry brained thing i ever witnessed was a man at home depot asking if dynamite was available in aisle 7

tri-tip treads was inspired

😭

Cartoon of Godzilla sitting on all fours, facing away from the viewer, with a small cloud in front of his snoot, clearly from a grouchy snort. Text: NO TALK ME I ANGY.

Grumpzilla.

they’re radicalizing guys name colt shelby who work in the oil and gas industry

Whenever you move to a new place you need to build a fully-functioning junk drawer as quickly as possible because the more stuff you put in it the more energy it draws to itself and once it has enough energy it starts manifesting objects and at peak energy it gives you whatever trinket you need

To the rest of the US: I just cannot emphasize enough how much people in Minneapolis LOATHE Jacob Frey

If you’re in line to use the “lord I’ve sene what you’ve done for others” jpeg, STAY IN LINE

Headline: former Prince and you arrested following Epstein files revelations

Headline: Yoon Suk Yeol Sentenced To Life In Prison For Leading Insurrection In South Korea

lord I see what you've done for others

Thought up this joke again, but decided to see if it was something I had already thought up.

And, folks.

Image of cartoon cat Garfield with the text: YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA "propaganda" has been replaced with "anthropological ritual" and the text now reads: YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO ANTHROPOLOGICAL RITUAL

I miss Websites. A website could be just one video. You could go to "look at my horse my horse is amazing dot com" and listen to a song about a horse that tastes like raisins and turns into a plane. And that would be the website.

Christmas trees in general are bonkers! I love them! For two months of the year it is totally normal and expected to see people driving around with an ENTIRE TREE strapped to the roof of their car.

It rules so hard.

"minnesotans held a belief that preparing for spring too soon (e.g. putting away winter tools) would cause meteorological retribution. People who changed their snow tires too early were blamed and shunned by the community"

it's really delightful to notice and identify bits of your own culture

rude of you to quote Frey without credit

like at least I can try to DO something about fascism

Bee Movie is immutable and eternal in its current horrible infuriating state