star-iffs (scary)

"Antifa materials" is intended to sound sinister but the government is talking about ESSAYS. If you read literature the regime disapproves of, you might be a terrorist, too.

THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY, LIKE GOD INTENDED

Selfie of a person bundled up in winter gear and wearing an I VOTED sticker

voter 53 at my precinct this morning!

DEATHS BUT A PASSING THROUGH AS DOOR THAT OPENS TO A NEWLIFE

very cool Home Depot, can we take it down a few notches

Remember, kids, Halloween is the most dangerous night of the year for pedestrain deaths from automobiles, so if you see a car out there, make sure to slash its tires

Halloween 2021:

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

almond job 😭

Headline: Gen Z Must Stop Buying Starbucks, Take Subway Instead Of Uber To One Day Afford A House: Corcoran Group CEO

lmao

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oh my god

the WHAT

Shaun King defending the stupid ballroom is so funny, dude’s just ideologically pro-scam

hyperspecific targeted PIZZA reels

obviously

Screenshot of 9 Instagram reels from user Pizzasanity. Eat real shows freshly baked pizza and has a caption. The captions are as follows: send this to a little cutie, send this to your gassy girlfriend, recreating the pizza from Goofy movie, send this to a baddie, send this to the prettiest girl you know, send this to someone who's lactose intolerant, send this to the most sus friend you have, this and My girls sweaty armpit, send this to ur big strong autistic boyfriend

tag yourself

Instagram pizza reel with a giant fucking pizza, and the caption "only big black queens will see this"

Instagram pizza reel with a giant fucking pizza, and the caption "so much oil us was about to invade it"

Instagram pizza reel with a giant fucking pizza, and the caption "happy mother's Day to all the single moms out there ILY"

Instagram pizza reel with a giant fucking pizza, and the caption "send this to your grumpy boyfriend. he has to buy you pizza"

Screenshot of three Instagram reel thumbnails next to each other. They have view counts of 513,000, 20.2 million, and 8.8 million, respectively. Each thumbnail features a freshly cooked pizza and the caption: "send this to a good boy"

long story short, I was idly browsing for info on "Good Boy" horror movie and accidentally found this insta that basically does nothing but post hyperspecific targeted reels

Color comic with multiple panels. Pepe the Frog, a lanky frog with a stoner expression on his face - but somewhat sad - walks away from a burning pile of 4chan logos and "Kek"s. He sees some commotion and perks up. In the next panel, he's shocked at the sight of dancing frogs, a la the Portland Frog inflatable costume protesters. One frog notices him, and reaches for his hand. The final panel shows the frog leading Pepe by the hand to the other dancing protesting frogs. The frog says "Frogs together strong," and Pepe says "feels good, man."

I've been thinking about Matt Furie a lot during this period of political frog realignment, so I made this comic dedicated to him.

I think some people may be overwhelmed by the scale of SNAP money and the inability to fully fill that gap, if they aren’t used to how mutual aid works. And yeah, it is huge. And also, it matters to do what we can. A benefit of mutual aid is that it inherently considers the politics and the systems.

Online web store listing for a "mothra key clip." It is brass looking and beautiful and it is $16.

*like a prayer* she would be disappointed in me if I bought this. she would be disappointed in me if I bought this. she would be disappointed in me if I bought this. she would be dis

Screenshot of a web store listing showing an item labeled mothra pool float. It is $90 or four payments of $22.50 with Cecil, and it looks like mothra but it is a pool float

on the one hand, mothra is obviously an anti-capitalist icon.

on the other hand,

it's wonderful

Selfie of white person with long brown hair looking away from the camera and smiling while wearing the results of saved search SILK SHIRT STARS XL MATERIAL: 100% SILK SIZE: L, XL, 14, 16

goodbye SILK SHIRT STARS XL MATERIAL: 100% SILK SIZE: L, XL, 14, 16

you were great

I've had this saved search (with push notifications enabled!) on eBay for ages, and I finally bought the thing I was looking for, but now I can't bring myself to delete the search

it has been my loyal companion for so long 😭

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits

Day 20 "Crown"
#poketober25

it's the Groverhaus from the Groverhaus meme

Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House