Ben Matasar

Maybe it’s time to delete this app.

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what on earth

Regeneron to buy bankrupt DNA testing firm 23andMe for $256 million | CNN Business Drugmaker Regeneron Pharmaceuticals will buy genetic testing firm 23andMe for $256 million through a bankruptcy auction, the companies said Monday.

what could go wrong

why are movies so long now? they should get off my lawn

this take is scorching

Steph will be back for game nine.

i have bad news

joan rivers vibes

oh no

Me, to Apple Store employee: Does that happen a lot?

Them: *sigh* yes

I was just reminded of the time I saw a man walk into an Apple Store, shout “Hey Siri, play All Star by Smashmouth”, and leave cackling.

I had the same experience, maybe it’s good actually.

this is obviously wrong, the blazers should win

this, it must be noted, has been a bipartisan endeavor on the Court; McDonnell was a unanimous opinion

Do what you gotta do Calahan

we used to nuke the ocean to keep them in line

@codahale.com you’re not going to believe this

ok

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is that good

i promise

habeas mural

look i know a lot of millennials have been denied the traditional markers of adulthood and have received a sort of endless childhood of consumption as a consolation prize but wanting teens or people in their early 20s to admire you is deeply embarrassing

we’re going to have to have tribunals i think

many such cases

relatable