James

Wondering about the A*Teens stance on the war in Gaza is a weird place for my head to be on a Saturday night #melfest

This is an incredibly rarefied bit

The A in A*Teens is actually the Greek a-prefix meaning 'not' or 'without', as in amoral or ahistorical. #melfest

Actually, I can

Can't believe a Swedish four-piece's schlager anthem is what finally got me to believe in God #ateens #melfest

If it ain't broke

Something so incredibly reassuring about Melodifestivalen using the same graphics package for well over a decade now #melfest

What you should have been doing before going on The Floor

Ok, the He-Man trailer including his pronouns is a good bit, I'll give them that

There's no way to know

Me watching Titanic in 1997

not a clue between the lot of them

If you get the dagger you're either a traitor keeping the power to yourself or you're a total dimwit with zero chance of voting for the traitors. It is massive shade #thetraitors

If there was a fairytale where a hessian sack got turned into a sexy prince the sexy prince would look like Matthew #thetraitors

London!

Was just wondering which song I've heard most in my life and then realised that it is 100%, without a shadow of a doubt, the QI theme.

There's no easy way to say this: I've woken up with Sisqó's Thong Song in my head.

I really hope not

This is the best one yet, right? Across all series.

Incredible #thetraitors

Has anyone ever fully committed seppuku before?? Absolutely insane. #thetraitors

But also, as a lover of messy TV, always make a speech

Harriet reveals her real name is Julia and she only becomes Harriet when she's angry #thetraitors

James can you stop embarrassing all of us #notalljameses #thetraitors

A whiff of Conservative Party Leadership Contest about Harriet's rant #thetraitors

This isn't the end of the game Harriet, they can still kill you on other nights!! #thetraitors

Nerves of steel. Would follow her into battle.

If I was Rachel right now I would just admit I was a Traitor at the round table and then run out of the room screaming #thetraitors

Harriet is making me so nervous but this is sensational television #thetraitors

Unfortunately whenever anyone said 'London' in Hamnet my brain autoplayed the Coronation Street edit