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everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

Okay so Luigi is innocent which means the claims adjuster is still out there. I need to relay a really important message to him if anyone out there can pass this along:

Peter Thiel

video games were a short lived entertainment medium popular from ~1970 - ~2025

Lowkey it feels nice to be liked

YALL

TELL ME WHY THIS STEAKHOUSE PIANO PLAYER IS PLAYING THE DRY DOCKS THEME FROM SUPER MARIO 64

okay my liege. put down the playstation controller and let me explain this to you in a way you’ll understand. your “apes” have “escaped” and they are on their way here right now with a fucking guillotine

Me 4 years ago: there's no way I'm calling it overwatch 2 it's the same exact game.

Me now: I will exclusively and in perpetuity call it overwatch 2

I feel like I want to be doing something rn but idk what

Also. Unrelated. If anyone knows how to change a break light, hmu.

This weekend is gonna be busy for me 😰
I'm hanging with a friend on Friday and [redacted] on Saturday and then Sunday is 4 fuckin back to back dsa things.

Canvas for my boy Shaun then fixin' car break lights for free then book club that I've toooootally read for.

I fucking hate when it's curtains for me. I hate when I'm done like dinner. I hate when my goose is cooked

Corporate profits are at historic highs, while workers’ wages as a share of the economy are at historic lows.

Now bosses are pushing layoffs and AI replacements, even as they sit on record profits. That imbalance isn’t sustainable and working people know it.

About kermit

relevant 😳

I gave a treasurer's report at a dsa gbm and I guess I was. More self-deprecating than I realized bc so many people gave me compliments on it after the fact. It was off putting but like. Not in a bad way? Idk.

Dsa has done a lot for my self esteem recently. Idk yet if that's a good thing.

Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists.

Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.

All Black. All doing their jobs.

Computer science used to mean building protocols instead of building apps.

I don't need a new Twitter, I need a new rss. I don't want a new Discord, I want a new irc.

Reform is capitulation

Abolition is only the first step

Prosecute ICE

You’re More Likely to Be Killed by ICE/CBP Than by an Undocumented Immigrant And the government is lying about it.

open.substack.com/pub/rebekahj...

Pro tip for any Hill journos, the Speaker can approve 24hr protection for Members who are under heightened threat. Omar used to have this, but Mike Johnson took it away. You should ask him about that

All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.

Honestly they should have called him George L. Bush

Ok maybe I'm too avoidant.

Coworker reverses a refund that another department requested, so it didn't print. I agonize over telling coworker, don't tell boss (coworker ended up telling her), and scheduled an email to department to send tomorrow morning instead of sending it now.

Bleh.

hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now

Abolish the presidency. We should directly elect department heads.

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pieces like this will be drawn at the $25 mark, but i will accept "pay what you can" commissions through ko-fi ! link in replies :3

I feel like I embarrass myself like half the times I talk to my boss.

I also flubbed an easy question from my boss who is already not happy with my recent work performance.

So a mixed bag kind of day

I helped a student today who actually corrected what pronouns he used for me FROM "he" TO "they" and then asked me my pronouns after.

YESSSS I feel so powerful!! My nonbiny readings are off the charts!!!

My problem is it all feels to Big to do on my phone I need to be at a Desktop Computer but when I'm at work I'm busy with work things and when I'm not I'm like blegh I just spent all day at a computer I want to lie down