Dylan

My favourite emails are the ones where I can open with, “What a load of horseshit.”

Big red button that will end all hockey in Canada.

Many Bothans died to bring us images of China's big red button that will end all hockey in Canada if we don't give Donald Trump...*checks notes*...half of a bridge.

Mwahaha. MWAHAHAHA!

From the archives: Henri, who doesn't actually like sports..or exercise, but was made to sign a contract stipulating he has to wear sweaters if he wants to continue living here enjoying the most expensive goddamn hydrolyzed dog foo--anyway, I digress... Taken March 2022.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Molly's Game is def my favourite Olympics film

The is like the captain of the Titanic taking the last lifeboat for himself.

Alexander Ovechkin, still partying with the Stanley Cup since 2018

At a neighborhood Xmas party I wasn't keen on going to cause the average age of my 'hood seems to be 77, I casually mentioned to someone that I have a 16x3-ft #Lego city in my basement dubbed my 'TBI project'. This afternoon I gave my third tour since New Years. Turns out older guys LOVE this stuff!

I can’t think of a single friend from university I’d consider committing sedition for. #CdnPoli

a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch ALT: a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch

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The film I mean lol

Of course it is, I have a cold!

Have you caught it yet?

One of the great tragedies of AI and science is that the proliferation of garbage papers and journals is creating pressure to return to more closed systems based on interpersonal connections and established prestige hierarchies that had only recently been opened up somewhat to greater diversity.

TIL esophagogastroduodenoscopy is an actual word.

That ant scene is peak childhood trauma

Woke up super early, couldn't go back to sleep; watched Honey I Shrunk the Kids, now I'm too depressed, day is a write-off

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

I can really appreciate how passionate Germans are for cake.

Orko being a Jim Henson puppet might be the the thing that saves this movie.

YouTube video by IGN Masters of The Universe - Official 'Simpler Times' Teaser Trailer

Between geopolitical tension, economic uncertainty, and the looming threat of annihilation, tomorrow's Masters of the Universe trailer might be what finally pushes me over the edge.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=se8l...

Frenchie- pug

Frenchie

It's dinner time in 15 minutes. Can you tell? CAN YOU?!

Americans just haven't heard the people sing, singing the song of the angry men

Welcome to Threads. It's nothing like Twitter.

jfc lol

Sure would've liked to have caught Hamnet during it's 37-miniute theatrical run.

Don Draper is basically a study in a manufactured identity, shame, and trying to erase yourself. And almost everyone on the show is stuck between who they actually are and who they’re pretending to be. 2/2

Good Q. It’s hard to pin it on just one thing, but for me it comes down to character psychology over plot. The show isn’t really about what happens, it’s about what’s happening inside the characters. 1/2

Who’d have thought the American political system was so fucking impotent?

I've never seen somebody so wrong in my entire life.

John Horgan, I'm real sorry you're dead and I respect that you were the BC premier but you are wrong

I was just in a rabbit hole looking up where Europe gets most of its Mandarins--as you say, mostly Spain--and then was checking where Canada gets them--1/3 from Morocco--but I don't think I've ever seen a mandarin with a seed over here.