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Thank you to the architects of Future Bass for inventing the 7th and 9th chords.

Vaporwave.
Lo-Fi Hip Hop.
Hyperpop.
Botanica.

Let's give a round of applause to the folks who came up with these genre names... for giving our lives meaning and form <3

I’m watching Chopped and pointing and laughing at all the craft-less mediocre losers who FAIL to make a delicious dessert out of rattlesnake skin! Back to Allentown, PA with you, chef nobody!

Chex Mix is the most beautiful snack of all time that makes you hiccup without fail

I Went To The Rattlin' Bog And All I Got Was Feckin Nail 🔩 Heel 👠 Shoe 👟 Leg 🦵 Flea 🪲 Feather 🪶 Chick 🐤 Egg 🥚 Nest 🪺 Twig 🌿 Branch 🪵 Tree 🌲 Hole 🕳️ Valley 🏞️ Bog 🎑

Porno.
The ultimate source of sexual wisdom.
The immortalized testament of human love expressed through the body.
”Click… and enjoy.” - The Porno Slogan

Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti “We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."

oh and she tapped it on her tung tung tung

Just ran into 2Hollis at #MAGFest

lots of overlap with mine. now that i see that you have also checked out the Ear album i have to ask you your opinion on what the hell that cover art is

perhaps if he opened his heart to women his life would be better

i had the thought of "oh shit look whos back" meanwhile he has been uploading like fucking daily???

hbd!

I just stuck my dick in serene and peaceful

We all know that one lemming that gets reclusive around the hoes

i want canes to start selling their sauce in grocery stores bc id probably never go back to an actual canes in that event (same thing happened w/ me and chick fil a)

Asking my nephew if he's been watching anything on the Tubes of You lately

This jit hugs friends

Donate to Help Abbi Recover After Apartment Fire, organized by El Lucia On November 18th Abbi’s apartment set on fire. They were sent to the hospital with sec… El Lucia needs your support for Help Abbi Recover After Apartment Fire

someone who holds a very significant amt of meaning in my life lost everything but the cat in a housefire last night. please donate if you can
www.gofundme.com/f/help-abbi-...

Pitchfork: Big Guy provides to the audience an unbridled and unapologetic energy from Ice Spice, creating a perfectly catchy hook for the terminally-online post-content era and manifesting itself as a minimalist statement in our current zeitgeist. 9.4

i'm on a sea lion diet. i see lion and i watch a metro goldwyn mayer movie

the game itself is cool but this particular mode where you can just test drive every car in the game is magical. imagine being like 6 years old and being very autistic about cars and you accidentally press a button that teleports you into a giant modernist structure filled with sports cars

YouTube video by VVRacing PGR2 Showroom Testdrive

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHc4... project gotham racing 2 broke new ground by including a walking sim in their racing sim. i live in the structure in this video btw

an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"

YouTube Quietly Erased More Than 700 Videos Documenting Israeli Human Rights Violations The tech giant deleted the accounts of three prominent Palestinian human rights groups — a capitulation to Trump sanctions.

The tech giant deleted the accounts of three prominent Palestinian human rights groups — a capitulation to Trump sanctions.

YouTube video by Ricco Canipe Sylvan Learning Center (Swimming) Commercial

This is the most bullshit thing to ever play on TV. Prison for whoever was involved