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Your boos mean nothing! I've seen what makes you cheer!

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A great start to America's 250th celebration

09.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where’s that baby’s O line?

09.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of south park characters are sitting around a table and one of them says " oh the tears of unfathomable sadness ALT: a group of south park characters are sitting around a table and one of them says " oh the tears of unfathomable sadness

Setting an alert for the next episode of The Bill Simmons Show.

09.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giants fans, we are one quarter away from Kerry Collins being erased from the Super Bowl history books.

09.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is talking on a phone next to a suitcase ALT: a man is talking on a phone next to a suitcase

Vegas, FanDuel and DrafrKings when a kicker wins Super Bowl MVP.

09.02.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, he's dying and he knows it.

06.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two dumb bitches telling each other β€œexaaaaactlyyyy”

02.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't wait to read it.

28.01.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!!

28.01.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chuck Schumer getting ready to defend democracy

24.01.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every year is maybe next year

18.01.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we get a bonus episode where you watch it with Ben Affleck's DVD commentary?

14.01.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a headband says " ball don 't lie " ALT: a man with a beard wearing a headband says " ball don 't lie "
11.01.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ball don't lie.

11.01.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying if its a lie we fight on that lie ALT: two men are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying if its a lie we fight on that lie

The Trump Administration is invoking the Slim Charles Doctrine on this Minneapolis ICE shooting.

08.01.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone informed Mike Johnson yet on case he gets asked about it?

03.01.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody's college fund just went poof

02.01.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want live feeds of casinos when that safety changed the final score.

02.01.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Prince was still alive, he would have never let this happen.

01.01.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We rented one a few years ago for a family visit and I've been obsessed with it ever since.

25.12.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog is standing next to a r2d2 robot . ALT: kermit the frog is standing next to a r2d2 robot .

Selfishly when Disney bought the Muppets, Marvel, Lucasfilms and Fox, only one thought filled my mind...are we finally going to get remastered "Muppet Babies" episodes now that they own all the clips from the fantasies (except Star Trek)?

It's 2026 and, alas, I'm beginning to lose hope.

21.12.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm scared what they are going to do to this poster on Twitter and 4Chan.

18.12.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been trying to decide if Rob Reiner or Sydney Lumet were my favorite character-actor directors.

15.12.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that I've seen how much the kids have grown between seasons one and two of 'Percy Jackson & The Olympians," I understand why they used to cast 20-30 year olds as high schoolers.

14.12.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect album.

13.12.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a police officer is standing in a room and says `` i 'm devastated . '' ALT: a police officer is standing in a room and says `` i 'm devastated . ''

R.I.P.

12.12.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like a game show called "This Is Your Lie!"

11.12.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Colin Kaepernick is 38 years old and led a team to a Super Bowl.

Just saying.

09.12.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me you have 10 kids at home at 44 without telling me you have 10 kids at home at 44.

09.12.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sigh.

05.12.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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