Mark O’Donnell

This event is insane

AND he won Olympic gold baby, the ice must flow

Surrealing in the Years: There was never any chance that we wouldn't draw Israel Also this week: the government has finally solved the tourism crisis.

"In case you haven’t noticed, Micheál Martin has been doing this thing lately where he’ll wash his hands of just about anything he can, like Pontius Pilate after he’s just had a bulk delivery of Jo Browne."

This week's column is on Ireland vs Israel, Dáil debates and housing.

:o MGS4 re-release!??!

BREAKING: The Las Vegas Sphere has gained sentience and been identified as an Angel. It is proceeding towards NERV headquarters and will reach it within the hour

Opinion Ignore the smears: I never fell off my horse. And I'm heading back to Tír na nóg forthwith. Oisin (Photoshop of Wes Streeting’s Guardian piece)

(Yes he has a stillsuit costume, no his eyes are not blue with spice)

Noted ice planet Arrakis

Omg the Kazakh ice skater is doing his routine to Dune !!

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something

me, enticing normal friends to a party - “there is no one under 25 and all very cute”

Jeff Epstein calling Elon an idiot for not grokking “people in town for the UN” was an innuendo for “I, Jeff, am trafficking girls for diplomats and the powerful. Would you, Elon, a powerful man, like in on the action?” and then having to explain it to him might be my fave thing in the files so far

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

(It’s my birthday)

I think you shouldn’t have to pay tax on yr bday. Like no VAT or nothing. A day of everything being slightly cheaper !

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

I forgot anteaters exist poster. Text based image on a dark blue textured background. The text is plain and reads I forgot anteaters exist. Info dump sessions: Evolution. Fri 23rd Jan 7pm.

Our Info Dump Sessions are back for 2026!

WEEK FOUR: EVOLUTION
with Jordy Smith

Fri 23rd Jan | 7:00pm - 9:00pm

The story of evolution is more than just gene flow, founder effects, and rates of substitution.

Find out more here: a4sounds.org/anteaters/

CANS of stock

Crackin open a cold one with the boys

it's the american century of humiliation baby roll the clip

Surrealing in the Years: We're entering a new era of lawlessness. Don't expect much help from our leaders Am I going completely insane?

'What is that supposed to mean? That the law is obsolete in the face of a white supremacist sexual exploitation material-generating machine?'

It's the first column of the new year and it's grimmer than ever before, my friends.

the day today tier paragraph

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?

klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Found the best named law ever on Jane Austen's wiki

Pears - The Thinking Man’s Apple