@blumphy.bsky.social
Crikey! Not sure I could cope with that
09.12.2025 11:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Last minute Lennie?
09.12.2025 11:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ARE YOU DEAF?
I bet when people see you these days and introduce you, they say stuff like ‘this is Stan, he’s a bit deaf so you’ll have to speak loudly and slowly’
I just said that. Are you deaf?
09.12.2025 10:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m lucky I’m single and only have my lad to buy for. I just put money in a card. No traipsing endlessly round the shops or trawling the internet for me!
Merry Christmas x
The plot thickens
09.12.2025 10:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’d not be angry at him, I wouldn’t be angry at any player playing for United for simply being no good! There isn’t one of us who’d refuse to play. I am however as angry as you at whoever decided to pay good money for the shit fuck! He’s worse than useless
09.12.2025 09:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would have been sorted on the monkey bus! I’d start any investigation there
09.12.2025 09:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sounds cool! A guard will be along any minute and you may even get an escort off the train 🤣
09.12.2025 09:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Useless cunt could solve a lot for the parks groundsmen at Turn Moss
09.12.2025 09:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sit and gawp at them! Young women love that kind of thing
09.12.2025 09:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Whoever is in VAR must be on glue
08.12.2025 21:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why no pen in the first half then?
Making it up as they go along. Officiating is getting worse
<looks up from phone>
Yes!
<sighs>
08.12.2025 20:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Well there’s a first for Sky! A warning to it’s viewers United will be on next Monday too
08.12.2025 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Laughing here 🤣
08.12.2025 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh aye, nothing more certain
08.12.2025 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 033 minutes in, 1-0 up away from home and the keeper already time wasting
Embarrassingly shit!
Seeing how shite they are, I’d not want to pass to a teammate if I was playing either
08.12.2025 20:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They are worse than I thought
08.12.2025 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Was thinking the same!
08.12.2025 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yippee
08.12.2025 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Haha! If United had yellow shorts it would be prefect
08.12.2025 20:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You seen United recently?
08.12.2025 20:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Straightjacket would be more apt
08.12.2025 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t help it, they’ve broken me
08.12.2025 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0‘Wolves looking for their first win of the season…’
I’m lumping on a Wolves 2-0 win
Don’t think I’ll ever go in the sea again
08.12.2025 19:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hmm, that’s me crossing wading in the Ningaloo Coast off my bucket list
08.12.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
