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my two biggest opps are both named Liz (my principal and my property manager) Lizes DNI

please dont wear your ahegao to the library

I love being a grown up

honestly if I saw me out somewhere I don't know if I would even recognize myself

WILD day at the library, can't wait to go home and get obliterated

OR Good Luck Babe

prison abolition for everyone except my best friend's dad

aestheticians are god's strongest soldiers. imagine just diving into a stranger's vag like it's nothing???

ngl I don't think it was necessary for Kidz Bop to cover Call Me By Your Name

I'm not saying Matty Mullins can't be the lead vocalist for Anberlin!!!!!!!! okay!! I'm just saying that's a different band

been seeing the word "outie" enough to get season 1 of Severance from the library

me doing anything weird while I'm driving in Michigan: I have out of state plates so it's fine.

actual valentines day always sneaks up on me bc my flower delivery driver boyfriend works 15 hour days the whole week prior. this year we're celebrating on the 18th lol

I don't care HOW many people tell me how good it is, I do NOT want to see the movie about the chimp man. fucking weird shit

I'm ready to say that iliwys is my favorite 1975 album. ready to shout that into the void

is it cheating if i hit my reading goal this year by reading YA series??

wutang clan ain't nothin to sneeze at

taking psychic damage by watching a fourth grader squeeze seven packets of hot sauce into a bag of doritos

I think in my next life I would like to come back as a cow

days like this I wish my car could shake off like a dog

it's not easy being an incredibly beautiful woman

can I catch a fuckin break please. Just wondering

this is the third time this week I've unintentionally made watery ass nasty coffee???? what's happening?

gotten one too many texts from my property manager lately so I'll be perusing Zillow for the next hour, at least

accidentally just sent an uncropped meme in the library groupchat but deleted it before anyone saw. gonna go lie down

SPOTIFY WRAPPED SZN IS ALMOST HERE!!!!!! 💕💕💕

went to get eye drops and suddenly remembered everyone else is also hanging out with their parents or in-laws weekend

I know a bioessentialist bathroom-obsessed anti-pronoun transphobe hates to see the Gingerbread Pal coming

an NTI day tomorrow would change everything

HELLO?????