mary g 🔆🌈

this is absolutely breaking my brain

Q: Just days ago you referred to Trump as a 'despot.' Will you retract?

MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have

TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot

i know we all hate AI writing for the obvious reasons - but the style of writing of AI absolutely drives me bonkers too

i made my coworkers mad and i don’t even care

i will gladly lose whammageddon early each year because it’s a GOOD SONG

dunno how to feel today. devastated bc of the horrible plane crash in my city, happy for the mamdani win??? tired of processing this much info at this kind of speed

i’m a ✨thirty year old ladyyyy✨

that little shitbird definitely voted for cuomo. i’m so sick of how dysfunctional this party is.

saw john mulaney in cleveland on friday night. i got to be fourth row and i’ll never forget it. john mulaney they’ll never make me hate you and i’m so proud of your growth

humble request for jenna marbles to come back to social media not in her former sense but as a faceless (assuming she’d desire so) plant blogger. i miss her passion for her plants

today i realized i am not necessarily a taylor swift fan but i’m definitely a jack antonoff fan and he’s responsible for any album of hers that i’ve enjoyed

life of a showgirl is bad. no notes.

i’d like to thank my grandfathers for hanging out so much with me as a kiddo and essentially prepping me for a lifelong career of cutting up with (self-proclaimed) old farts at work

anyone else randomly get logged out of their app? just me?

i did a tequila shot with my mother-in-law and then she got angry that the pizza place was closed so i’m confident i married into the right family LMAO

i’d share memes on facebook more often if i wasn’t subjecting my elderly catholic relatives to pages called things like “hyper blur tilt-a-girl shitpost porn 2.0” like can we STOP

are there people actually invested in the now you see me movies? how do they keep getting made? maybe i’m just sick of jesse eisenberg’s face?

(i’m sick of the trailer)

i genuinely love going to the movies alone

theatre and popcorn all to MYSELF! (i’m seeing superman a second time)

pattinson is so phenomenal at batman and corenswet is so phenomenal at superman. it just makes sense. 😭

I know that David Corenswet and Robert Pattinson aren’t going to be in the same movie universe, but I want it to happen SO BADLY

eating my americone dream and cryin over colbert

my little ham ❤️

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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Don’t for one second, not one millisecond, say babies drowning in Texas is justified because of their parent’s vote.

Jesus Christ. Be better.

learned how to make my own amiibos today so naturally

#acnh

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

Ppl will be all "well I turned out alright"..... And most certainly did NOT

it’s the aisle blocking and giant bright lights for me. and people complaining about self checkout and huffing while waiting. but i could have shopped for my things three times by now. live and learn i suppose.

The senate approved budget would cut $23 billion from Indiana Medicaid over 10 years

This will fundamentally change life in indiana for everyone- not just those on medicaid

This is not good