Juli(withoutane)

Honestly I’m gonna need a far bigger discount than this…

Can’t wait!

@jimmypardo.com please tell me you’re going to JCS at the Bowl and will spend no fewer than 27 minutes talking about it on NNF? PLEASE. The clips online are not enough.

These are some of my favorite books ever and this trailer looks GREAT

Will I spend all day scrolling tiktok waiting for the next group chat video? Maybe.

I finally had a patient turn down the bottle of Dasani offered her. I’m shocked it took this long.

‘I don’t like that water’

Who you tellin?

I work four days a week and the day off is different every week. Today was my day off this week.

I’m already looking forward to next weeks day off. I was not meant to work. I need to live a life of leisure.

Sometimes I’m surprised at how petty I am. Today it manifested as unfollowing someone I’ve followed on TikTok for years because they revealed they were naming their baby Dallas. I just decided we could no longer be parasocial friends.

Do we have plains here? Cuz the wind is surely sweeping down

Duolingo man…now what are you doing?

Only had to change red line cars once to find one without a smoker. Bravo? @chicagocta.bsky.social

Today a 147 bus slowed but did not stop for the 3 people waiting at Thorndale. It’s -2 degrees. Good job @chicagocta.bsky.social!

‘Ho, is you Jonah?’ wins for best TikTok comment of the day, and with that I need to put the phone down.

If you’re on TikTok I’m sure you can guess what video this is about. If you’re not on TikTok, how does it feel to have an attention span?

Did I just get a second library card so I can put even more audiobooks on hold for 4 months? Yes.

Typed ‘gonna’ and my phone autocorrected to ‘finna’. I’m going to take that as a compliment

I just filed my taxes…so trust me, I know how to have fun on a Friday night

So it’s day 4. Who do I have to talk to about getting a little insurrection up in here?

Scott Foley is so hot I might just open up Netflix and watch a romcom

Maybe if I wait long enough to take the dog out the real feel will get to 5.

That would put me to sleep for sure! I’d fall asleep waiting for the next word :)

I need to know who is listening to audiobooks at 1x speed and why do you hate yourself?

Welcome to the party! My TikTok keeps me aware otherwise…no clue either

Listening to an audiobook counts as reading the book. The end. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Almost every Target delivery order I place is shopped by the same person. This dude has got to be confused by my life choices. Today’s order is a hair mask, frozen pizza, and broccoli. This is typical.

This you?

My dog was VERY pleased to go coatless today in our 50 degree Chicago day

Hey @npr.org may I make a suggestion for your app? I miss listening to you, but I’ll boil my head in acid before I willingly hear trumps voice. Maybe make a ‘no trump’ filter? I’m in my ‘protect my peace’ era, but I miss your programming

This morning I watched a couple who had clearly never ridden a bus before take two whole stops to decide where to sit, narrating the whole time ‘I’ll sit in the corner and you can sit next to me’ ‘this is going well so far’ ‘why are you laughing?’

I texted my friend in Korea last night to find out what was going on and his initial response was ‘oh it’s already over. Koreans don’t fuck around with their democracy’

Sometimes my insomnia leads to ordering skincare I don’t need, sometimes it leads to the wiki page for the Roanoke Colony.