Tom Worsley

No one, ever:
Ohhh sorry I thought meant Jurgen Zopp, the former world number 71 Estonian tennis player.

"Tommy fixed the ceiling..."

Yeah, nice one, you can barely tell. 👍

"Tommy fixed the ceiling..."

Yeah, nice one, you can barely tell. 👍

Oh I am so sorry to hear that. What an amazing black and white photo that is.

Again, Skinner at his best: "They were scattered down there, he wasn't just fucking about with the electrics."

You have to watch three quarters of it first, then come back to finish it later.

Is it called 'Being on a UK train'?

Someone called Destry Spielberg has a film out. What a coincidence she has the exact same unusual surname of the most famous movie maker on the planet. Mad.

I'm sorry but can you imagine living here? Every morning you open your curtains and WEETABIX. Shaking as you go down for breakfast, too scared to have toast lest your Weetabix overlord destroys you.

Everytime on The Chase when it's the final round:

Contestants' set: In which year was the Saimaa Canal inaugurated?

The Chaser's set: What day is it?

Those little patronising messages when you do Ctrl+S purely out of habit on a Sharepoint document.

"This document autosaves!"
"No need to manually save!"
"We're saving as we go, mate."
"Listen, pal, it's autosaving."
"ARE YOU THICK?"

There is no louder sound on the planet than when you drop a piece of cutlery on your kitchen floor.

Reform have announced their ice cream policy I see.

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As it's ITV's 70th anniversary we must take the time to remember the greatest YouTube comment of all time.

Tylenol was always one of those American things you didn't know what it was. Like Twinkies and Pottery Barn and Ted Koppel and whatever the hell a caucus is.

🇺🇸 Gubernatorial 🇺🇸

Yeah, I just checked as I wasn't sure. It has a cool American name that makes you feel like you're in a film. Paracetemol just makes me think of my mum crushing a tablet up for me when I had a headache aged 12.

Bob Dole. Johnny Unitas. The first 10 years of the Simpsons is basically a handy encyclopedia of US popular, political and sporting culture.

Tylenol was always one of those American things you didn't know what it was. Like Twinkies and Pottery Barn and Ted Koppel and whatever the hell a caucus is.

Reform have announced their ice cream policy I see.

As it's ITV's 70th anniversary we must take the time to remember the greatest YouTube comment of all time.

There is no louder sound on the planet than when you drop a piece of cutlery on your kitchen floor.

Portsmouth have a player who looks like the FIFA version of Keiran Trippier.

And a player called Terry Devlin, who surely played for QPR in 1976. Or was a character in an episode of The Sweeney.
#SOUPOR

Ref cam has a 'series 1 Peep Show' vibe.
#ARSNFO

"Why the hell is your creepy butler in here? Tell him to bugger off."

"Why the hell is your creepy butler in here? Tell him to bugger off."

There's a reality dating show on BBC1 at 9pm on Wednesday. Have some tapes been accidentally swapped or has someone pressed the wrong button? Has this blown over from BBC3?

Pace and drive either side of Kane and we look good. Rather than trying to fit in six number 10s.
#SRBENG

There’s a very specific reason for this - stuffing the decks for people with authority over the BBC, internally and externally, with people who do not care about the public service bit of public service broadcasting.