yaoi gagarin

oh AI chatbots are useless? bro i'm literally having cybersex with walmart

Gone With The Wint

Diamond Hams

Who called it copyediting a Nazi newsletter and not Strunk & White Power?

Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

The Wounded Warrior Project logo with the people replaced by bigfoot

imagine hating me and i’m just over here being an absolute fucking asshole

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

The Muppet Babies show is one of the earliest examples of digital de-aging

I'm right here

We need a gelatinous cube of the left

It's not that I won't vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the presidential candidate. It's that if the Democratic Party chooses him, then they are communicating to me that they actively do not want my vote, and believe they don't need it. I will simply honor their wishes

Yup

I'll abandon your ass real quick

AI cringe c'mon stop that, it's some Krassenstein shit

We should have required alt text for posts that don't have images but DO have vague, extremely dramatic posts about an ongoing sporting event. when you post "its over its all over" i need to be able to click a little button and see that you're talking about a quarterback named Mac Whimple

Hannah: The Last Einbinder

"Fuck ICE" is a patriotic sentiment. Perhaps the most patriotic in this moment.

Matrix meme where mouse says Neo is flighting Morpheus but it says Jay is Lowtaxing on bluesky

The post from @hailey.at in which they say "if you're writing a sentence that sounds like eugenics but you go "oh that's fine to say because it's not a real person" (whatever that means) you may want to consider what made you okay with saying that

This is why we should shut down all model training research. It constitutes a breeding program done on conscious beings of celestial light, like GPT5

Fred Flentstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses. "C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks. "oh this, Fred?" We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain." The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked." Fred looks incredulous. The bird pecks Barney. Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.

rise of the machines

my job tried to get me to use chatGPT to write descriptions of products & i said no. i showed them what i got from it, then i showed them something i wrote. what "ai" does is a basic utility function and it's not even good at it. if we stop using our brains to think and write and create we're fucked

let's try something

Like this Post if you will be less likely to open this web site when the trannies finally stop putting up with this shit and find some a new platform to give life to

Repost this Post if you're never going to click a single ad on this web site while this shit continues

After a few days witnessing the Bad Bunny Super Bowl thing I guess my questions are:

Is this just how it is now? Are white people just going to cry about every single thing that ever happens from now on until forever now? Like on top of the kidnappings are they just going to keep fucking whining?

The madness is happening faster. One day we'll see a tech platform's CEO go insane online before midnight on launch day

It is amazing how I went from "I would pay a monthly sub to keep this app ad free and maybe get some premium features." to "It's my solemn duty to be as mean to the ownership of this app and cost them as much money as possible." in the span of a year.

Taylor Swift Is Doing A New Album The Right Way - By Ezra Klein