Arti McArtFace (they/them)

Meme featuring Bob Vila (a smiling, middle aged Cuban-American man in a red and black plaid flannel shirt)with a text box that reads "I opened the basement door and all 17 of last year's paint cans screamed at me. I screamed back. Halloween is fun.

Meme featuring Bob Vila (middle aged, smiling Hispanic man standing in the foreground in a blue and red plaid shirt) and Norm Abram (middle aged bespectacled white guy wearing a blue shirt in the background holding a tool). The text box reads " They look like they're married and staring at their child, who failed a test, with such disappointment evident in their gaze alone."

Meme featuring Norm Abram- a bespectacled white man with glasses, brown hair, and a mustache; he's wearing a blue-and white plaid shirt, jeans, and a toolbelt. He's depicted sawing through a shingle with a handsaw. His facial expression is neutral. The text box reads "'Are you ok?' I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart, I'm tired."

Meme featuring Bob Vila - a smiling, dark-haired, bearded Hispanic man wearing a red sweater with a collared shirt. He is holding a pipe and wearing a microphone. The text box reads "the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so I'd appreciate it if you left it alone"

I was appalled by the sheer lack of Bob Vila memes on the Internet, so I made some of my own.

When the Big Macs finally do their job and Trump keels over dead, and mainstream media respectfully mourns him, remember Trump's video where he literally shits on Americans and then continue to party your asses off. It's going to be so fucking great.

Growing up in the 80s, I wished he were my dad. Mom and I agreed that if he had kids, they were lucky to have such a nice man as a father.

BAHAHAHAAAAAAA that's amazing

SAME! It took me way too long to realize that This Old House wasn't a children's show like Sesame Street.

Me, deciding to paint a room at 21: FUCK YEAH I’M BOB VILA I’LL KNOCK THIS OUT IN 3 HOURS THEN HAVE A COOKOUT MY FRIENDS DON’T EAT RIGHT LET’S DO PURPLE

Me, deciding to paint a room plain white at 46: i am literally physically dying and this will never be done

so much caulk

just so much

Norm Abram is just a fantastic guy who has a gentle voice and a passion for teaching and building. Never heard bad word about him.

NYW, the joy of painting , and This Old House are the models for masculinity this country needs.

I moved to Rhode Island from Oklahoma two years ago. Everybody here sounds like Norm Abram. I'm in Heaven.

RIP Mom, you knew that both Bob Vila and Norm Abram were exquisite men.

When did I become so reticent to post my actual opinion on social media? I'm pretty sure I'm just reposting either my own content or other people's at this point.
Seriously, y'all, about a decade ago I was a feral shitposting chaos gremlin. What's happened to me???

Really? I was under the impression that Florida's governor is the embarrassment...

Get me to God's country

Nick Adams is either an epically irritating troll or a complete dick. Either way, how does he avoid getting punched in the face?

For everyone who despairs that this is somehow where the story ends, take heart and remember that the struggle for the rights of marginalized and oppressed people, and the work towards a healthy and sustainable planet earth never ends. We’re still here! But maybe it’s time to ditch the Tesla.

So, are we going to have any rights left by the end of the week? Asking for a friend…..

#trumppresidency #potus #equality #humanrights

Pam Hemphill is pictured wearing a multicolored jacket, gray cap and glasses. Headline reads: "Trump Pardoned Her for Storming the Capitol. 'Absolutely Not,' She Said." Photo credit: Matt Kelley/Associated Press.

Pamela Hemphill, who served 60 days in prison for her role in the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol, said she did not want a pardon. “Absolutely not,” Hemphill said. “It’s an insult to the Capitol Police.” nyti.ms/4hmt67M

This is perfect explanation

👏🏻

A female meteorologist was fired for accurately describing a Nazi salute, and a female pastor was threatened with deportation (despite being an American) for leading a service about having compassion for our fellow man.

The bully pulpit broligarchy effect.

A black cat (left) snuggles a brown tabby cat on a turquoise couch and a beige blanket. Both cats are wearing purple ID tags on their collars. Both cats appear to be relaxed.

Wally and Luna are doing well. Sleeping through the snow and cold that's pretty typical for New England.