Tomas

Vitor Pereira - 2 games after the first international break

A brown and white small cat with his head at a right angle to his body and his paws above his head like he's being robbed

Bob's broken down again

It's the village flower & veg show this weekend so more than once I've seen people cradling massive vegetables on the way to the organisers house

Got in debt with the flightless bird mafia and now I'm in serious arheas

Slightly diminish a band:

8 inch nails

Trust AI to put it on the wrong hand

I don't think Geoffrey's ever looked after a group of 3 year olds

This is my most recent favourite

Wall Street journal headline "Exclusive: The Trump administration is interviewing candidates to lead the Bureau of Labor Statistics, including at least one longtime critic of the agency, according to a senior administration official"

To be fair Tom Green has been out of work for a while now

Would be interested to read anything on how men, father's in particular, see their job as "protectors". So they go out and harass asylum seekers in the name of "protecting" their kids. Simply because it's easier to do than actually playing, spending time with your kid and helping around the house.

To be fair you do see a lot of pubs floating about 10m in the air

Sir, Alan Dershowitz has been refused a second pierogi

NEWSMAX * • Follow NEWSMAX 2d • Harvard Law School professor emeritus Alan Dershowitz was once again refused a pierogi from an unwilling vendor at a Martha's Vineyard market, the latest in his controversies over pierogis in the celebrity hot spot. newsmax.com Dershowitz Again Denied Pierogi, Told to Leave Farmer's Market 1.2K 750 comments 66 shares

Can’t say why exactly, but the phrase “once again refused a pierogi” made me laugh out loud.

I like the Welsh Fire Men and hope they can franchise out to have the Scottish Paramedics and Metropolitan Police Force

What's the furthest you've been?
N. Ludvika 🇸🇪
E. Brisbane 🇦🇺
W. San Francisco 🇺🇸
S. Cape Town 🇿🇦

The Simpsons. Krusty the Clown. “They drove a dump truck full of money to my house.”

Whenever an actor signed to a Harry Potter project issues a statement

Cricket scorecard for The Hundred competition. Reads "The Hundred Men" at the top

Misleading, it's only actually 22 men

What they should've done with MasterChef is edit it so Gregggg and John appear but it immediately cuts before you hear them speak. The narration is borrowed from an entirely different program.

Do you think there's die hard supporters of Hundred teams.

Kind of jealous of the 2% blissfully ignorant enough to have no opinion on trump

BBC sport screenshot read "Sheff Wed players to fulfil Leicester opener - what has happened with owls?"

When your concentration lapses 30 seconds into writing your article

Horse on a rollercoaster is my favourite Aerosmith song

A cut section of a site map showing a drawing of a horse galloping up a rollercoaster

The farm session we're taking Finn to has sent a map of the activities they're offering and I can't wait for horse on a rollercoaster

The most positive opinion I've seen or heard anyone have of Wes Streeting is complete indifference

Wil E Coyote

The Left have no answer for why my efforts to capture a roadrunner result in me being comically humiliated - me for The New Statesman

The left has no answer to why my toaster takes so long to make toast

My son watches sensory videos, hey Duggee and Frozen clips on his tablet. The recommendations he gets from these for after a bit are mostly AI generated bible stories and random born again American Christian surmons. It's just what the algorithm pushes and no messaging the other way changes this.

Social media: Why algorithms show violence to boys An insider tells the BBC why teenage boys are being targeted with extreme content.

It's easy to say things like "the left needs to help young men get laid" if you completely ignore the reality of what young men are fed on the internet www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'd guess it being Simon Jenkins it's also tying himself in knots to find a way to intellectually justify Trump's hatred of wind farms.