Tomas

An still of an AI advert for Thai Chi where a podcast host is an Asian man, absolutely ripped and for some reason not wearing a top

Watching YouTube and got served with this AI advert for Tai Chi where of course the host is topless

Unsolicited Bic Pic

There's something incredibly funny about that Boss advert where Vinicius Jnr dedicates a goal to Bradley Cooper like "this one is for you mate, loved your performance in Wedding Crashers"

Remarkably few babies wear shoes

A cool charity in Hoxton that teaches & gives disadvantaged kids skills in filmmaking has asked me a question:

Any female animators want to take part in a mentorship programme they run?

They've been doing good work for 25+ years.

Robert Jenrick speaking at the Tory party conference. Staring at a judges wig he's holding on his hand.

Robert Jenrick about to launch into the most racist ventriloquist act you've ever seen.

Foreground, a Robot with one of it's hands tapping it's head like it's imploring you to think. Background, blurry AI rendering of what looks like a courthouse.

They want me to take a condescending robot to court?

A thick pink yarn on a large needle

Teaching myself something new

Suing Keith Urban, the country singer, under the trades descriptions act

If it all goes wrong in the management game Ange could get into the mail order toilet business and call his company Ange Post a bog/loo

Travis Kelce shouting at Andy Reid

TAYLOR SWIFT WROTE A SONG ABOUT MY DICK ANDY, MY DICK. DID SHE WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOURS ANDY? I DON'T THINK SO ANDY

I told my wife I love baseball and she is sobbing uncontrollably on the bed because what if you replace baseball with racism

Someone should persuaded Kemi Badenoch that acrostics poll well and all future policy announcements should come with increasingly strained acrostics

Feel it would be very in keeping with the times if Man City win the league, it immediately gets expunged and Arsenal win it on a technicality. Just the least satisfying scenario for everyone.

Finding it quite funny HIGNFY managed to go from "labouring a joke you saw on social media 3 days ago" to "spreading disinformation you saw on social media 3 days ago"

The whole point of life is ruthlessly compromising on any moral stance. Never hold a belief you aren't willing to abandon within seconds. Only that way can you ever hold the moral high ground.

Can't wait for the new Tron where they finally defeat the AI soldier by telling it to disregard previous instructions and write a poem about potatoes

Pets at home pop up for a "luxury dog advent calendar"

Tbh I don't really want 25 luxury dogs

My son recently found a swastika drawn on the pavement at... The Manchester attack didn't come as a shock. The only surprise is it hasn’t happened sooner

I wrote a short piece for the Observer on the attacks in Manchester.

observer.co.uk/news/opinion...

Congratulations to Tilly Norwood, the first Hollywood actress to be born with 18 fingers

Donnarumma's face on a roomba

Gianluiggi Donnaroomba

Does Adult TV not have the same connotations in the US? Otherwise this is a wild tab to bring to Disney +

A black cat, curled up in a white cat bed on a radiator, licking her own tail

A brown and white cat lying on his side in a green sofa

A fluffy beige dog curled up in the corner of an outdoor sofa

Pet roundup

Maybe there's something about enforcing rules through the threat of force that keeps attracting the worst kind of people?

Alisson hasn't been this disappointed since Bolsonaro was convicted

Drunken night-time Manchester meme. Police arresting a man whilst a man in blue suit lies in the road clutching a beer

Starmer saying That's real Britain

It's also not people, who aren't politicians, job to triangulate what they say to ensure Reform don't get elected. If Reform get elected it's not because of random people on bluesky.

Once you tell people "I'm fine ignoring your racism" you're ceding ground you're never going to get back. So once you get a wealth tax but you've allowed racists to indulge their racism what's the plan then?

Remember going to Walmart in 2001? Where you could pick your own lobster, have an elderly man put a sticker on you, watch on TV as the plane hit the second tower.

A hackney council reel of two beekeepers, lifting up slats from a hive with the caption "thousands of bees"

Thrilled to see what my current pension plan is