Jonathan

hold on i gotta take this

Bonglenose Dolphin

He did it just to piss you off, specially

I wish he had knee high socks with the boots to really sell it

Fuck them kids

Mr Beast Bread
Logan Paul feastables
Kai Cenat waffles and cream

That's all they need to grow up big and strong

Bending the knee isn't enough. You have to suck the cock and offer your whole ass to get one past old Donny "Child Molestor" Trump

YouTube video by Below the Fray Dua Lipa versus the literary landscape

Here:

youtu.be/QN1rULxGHCA?...

I've watched a few of her interviews with authors and she's pretty incredible

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

Hello, I think making a machine that creates CSAM on demand is bad...

Oh yeah? Well, youre fired!

i’m crunching some numbers here and i’m not liking what i’m seeing

Honestly lmao

AI philosopher is extremely funny

Something from a skit about rich idiots

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

These prices are obscene

Even for inflated FIFA nonsense

Cheapest seats at over $1050

This is like the 10th time I've found a post to use this meme on this week and it's only Monday. I dont think its ever gonna get old

I bet everyone on this app 5c that he didn't know Bad Bunny was Puerto Rican lol

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

Damn bro that's crazy can you tell your brother to disown and denounce Andrew, known child molester and all round piece of shit?

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

Gene Simmons @genesimmons · 5 Feb My personal philosophy re Bitcoin is to hold (HODL). I firmly believe in the future. You need to do your own research and make your own decisions. MidnightRider @pilky0001 Man you’re 80 years old fuck you hodling anything for? I wouldn’t buy green bananas if I were you

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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

I'd Buy That for a Dollar: Chevy Dealership's AI Chatbot Goes Rogue AI is still working out its kinks. As chatbots embed in enterprise services we're getting a better idea of just how worthless they are at this point.

Reminds me of this one

Guy talks the bot into selling him a car for $1, then the company says that their bots are perfect with zero issues and he had hacked into it and forced it to do what he said. lol

gizmodo.com/ai-chevy-dea...

My 5yo gets maybe 1 Kinder Joy a month as a treat and the strike rate is like 50/50

Maybe its a cool car or batman

But on the other side, maybe its a total piece of shit like a plastic coin with a picture of a monkey on it. A really fucked up looking monkey.

4 out of ?

1% anti racism strike rate seems pretttty good

Zero disrespect to this lady but this is 100% a fallout NPC

Judging by his Gmail he was born in 62

So a 60 year old is emailing this

Funny if it wasn't sad as hell

I dont think I could ever love sport enough to inject acid into my dick