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The world may be ending soon. I have watched 3 basketball games and only 1 hockey game this week.

A 12-foot version of Trump’s birthday message to Epstein is currently being displayed on the National Mall in Washington, D.C.

I invented a slow cooker that you put meat in early, wait all day, and then when it comes out, the meat is still not cooked, but is now in a skimpy bikini.

I call it a Grok Pot.

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Go Hurricanes!

#TeamGreenland

I’m not a fan of the Nazi site, but this was too good not to share.

Easily the best photo I have ever taken.

Hey bro, if I can smell your cologne from 5 ft away AT A FUCKING GAS STATION PUMP, you’re probably wearing too much. #EverywhereASplishSplash.

Eat a dick, Packas!

I strongly dislike the University of Alabama.

Since I suck at falling asleep, I’m trying to stop taking a 20 minute nap every afternoon. It kinda sucks.

My friends know I won’t attend anything without onsite, off-street parking in MPLS/StP during the winter.

Eeh. Navigating is MPLS proper in tough during a snow emergency. Parking is a bitch and even walking is tough. I'd give you a pass.

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Last one and I'll stop blowing up you mentions, but I can't resist.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

He's prolly typing with one hand and jerking off with the other. Being called a clueless, bigoted simp is the only way women will talk to him.

Willing to wager that the only infantry experience he has is a Call of Duty multiplayer ranking. Most vets I know are finally coming to the realization that the fat, orange male isn't interested in helping them in the slightest.

Also, who the fuck uses a Yahoo email address in 2025?!?

Does anyone actually feel bad about clicking the "Continue without supporting us" button on a website? Webmasters, a passive-aggressive statement isn't going to work.

For the record, @rmnb.bsky.social is the only site where I disable my ad blocker because I like those people.

Yup, in the winter, I long for the days for the days when Full Service gas stations were still a thing. I'd gladly pay extra to stay in my car while my tank gets filled and windows get cleaned.

Rewatching HIMYM, again. Possible hot take:
Karen > Zoey

Your extra effort is definitely appreciated.

I enjoy reading your newsletters. They are well-structured, concise and informative; without unnecessary wordiness.

To me, sloppy writing with poor grammar is a turn-off.

Rape Van Winkle

Eeh, we've all done it once or a dozen times.

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You're obvs, not a man and even if you are, the sentiment remains unchanged.

The story that 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 is a false rumor spread by 6's friend 4.

The real story is 6 wanted to start shit, but 9's friends came to help. 1,3,5, and even 7 were there.

For 6, the odds were against them.

Try using your non-dominant hand. Seriously it worked for me and now I'm no longer given the look of shame at Korean restaurants.

I spent the majority of my day watching No Reservations and Parts Unknown. I really miss Anthony Bourdain.